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Banzif
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I contain multitudes...but also some pretty messy fractions
Because we're experiencing the increasingly frequent and difficult to ignore signs of our shared multilayered systemic collapse.

Here's dog.
March 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You'll know if Nintendo really likes it if they send you a cease and desist
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I do that but with pizza
January 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yeah that's the oxygen starvation
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hold no heroes except John Brown and Weird Al
January 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The most corrupt will stick around for sure. Like mold on a mold man.
January 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Must be 21 or older to enter
January 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Babe those are at least half a billion years old, let me sleep in"
January 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let's all 8 billion of us revert to hunter gathering simultaneously no foreseeable problem at all with that at all
January 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is so relevant to me today
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
When this black hole says it liked something before it was cool, it's probably telling the truth.
January 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How many degrees away from stealth archer are you starting?
January 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Flipping sweet
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pick up a jet ski on the way out
January 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Okay but for the record emergency radio frequencies are not the place to brag about your mad uke skills
January 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And all that work just to end up selling cigarettes, what a waste
January 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM