The first thing I get to do for work on Monday is convince a billionaire, who has never worked for the government, that I'm correctly doing a job he doesn't understand.

White knighting for a billionaire is such bizarre behavior. You aren't in a high enough tax bracket for him to care whether you're alive or dead so why believe his voice over the hundreds of thousands of people he's hurting every day? You aren't special.

Only 12 hours left for those that want to be a party to Elon and Trump's homoerotic fantasy of being big, strong boys!

Happy fuck your buyout day!
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I wouldn't trust a rapist to know what defending women actually looks like, but it certainly isn't this. Gender ideology isn't the danger, it's the entire administration. www.opm.gov/media/yvlh1r...