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Took my previously written stream of consciousness and polished it into some kind of idea about starpower and efficiency using my niche analysis of receivers at depth
The Star: Marvin Harrison Jr., Michael Wilson, and D.K. Metcalf
Before what compels greatness is what compels the thought of greatness, and that idea rewards and traps. Can D.K. Metcalf glean some information about the addicting value of belief used in NFL offense...
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Took my previously written stream of consciousness and polished it into some kind of idea about starpower and efficiency using my niche analysis of receivers at depth
The Star: Marvin Harrison Jr., Michael Wilson, and D.K. Metcalf
Before what compels greatness is what compels the thought of greatness, and that idea rewards and traps. Can D.K. Metcalf glean some information about the addicting value of belief used in NFL offense...
end-of-football.ghost.io
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i wrote this yesterday but i dont have the math skills or patience to prove it. But i want to share it in case other, smarter people want to take the idea i'm suggesting and run with it. i feel like i'm correct in the idea, even if i can't get conclusions out of it, but nonetheless
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November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Electric bills are up 11% this year, and shutoffs are spiking across the country.

At the same time, corporations are building hundreds of energy-hungry data centers, and working families are being forced to absorb the cost. Higher bills for us, higher profits for them. seiu.co/3M71usW
More Americans are getting their power shut off, as unpaid bills pile up
Average electricity costs have risen 11 percent since January, more than three times the rate of inflation.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Mahomes caught his towel midstride while scrambling
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The cardinals going 2/2 on soft benchings this year??
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i dont know exactly how to prove this but MHJ's issue is that the team he plays with doesn't believe he's worth throwing to as a short-yardage target making him a player with a very low floor-high ceiling anywhere in the vein of Kayshon Boutte - Ricky Pearsall - Nico Collins
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This probably explains part of it but doesn't really tell us how why these accounts are so disproportionately right-wing since Twitter still has a substantial liberal-left userbase.

I think Republican dark money outsourcing to cheap foreign troll farms explains that.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Finally, my D’Marco Jackson pickup pays off. Try to figure out if I’m joking or not
@AdamSchefter tweeted
Three Bears’ starting LBs were ruled out for Sunday: Tremaine Edmunds, T.J. Edwards and Noah Sewell.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
as of right now this might be the best case scenario for a player with the kind of usage Higgins is showing
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
for comparisons sake to my jayden higgins post, rookie Puka Nacua saw criticisms from some corners on the internet of being a 'dumpoff' underneath receiver, but here's what he actually looked like by depth as a rookie:
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i've been enthusiastic about how much i want to see jayden higgins, but these numbers after 12 weeks are not looking good. his short stats are actually good (esp for the Texans receivers) but the rest are not, very underwhelming. Still a few weeks left to get something better on the board
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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This story is nuts.

"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
jaydon higgins did well last week. perfect timing to reduce his snaps
Texans starting skill players

HB Woody Marks
WR Nico Collins
WR Xavier Hutchinson
WR Jaylin Noel
TE Cade Stover
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Going into Week 12, Odunze has more deep targets than intermediate and the same amount of catches on both. I see this as a signal that the team is no longer seeing him as their future target leader. ROS should be fine, but as i keep repeating, i feel like he's a long term sell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Watching Youtube videos.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This album is so ridiculously good
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Footage shows a man yelling racist insults and spitting at a passenger and her driver in an Uber vehicle. It’s the latest in at least two dozen documented incidents of people impersonating ICE agents.

The full story: lataco.com/ice-imperson...

By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
can you guess which one is my bench and which were my starters this week (ppr, return points)
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM