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they/she
musician
i think i will
musician
i think i will
she Morgan my Francis til i York
August 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
she Morgan my Francis til i York
sardines is bugs and i like to eat them
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
sardines is bugs and i like to eat them
why would google's AI lie about this
July 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why would google's AI lie about this
they are not waxing poetically
what are they some kind of depilatory Bashō?
what are they some kind of depilatory Bashō?
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they are not waxing poetically
what are they some kind of depilatory Bashō?
what are they some kind of depilatory Bashō?
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This is my favorite tweet of all time
July 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This is my favorite tweet of all time
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headline: "democrats lost voters on transgender rights."
the article:
the article:
July 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
headline: "democrats lost voters on transgender rights."
the article:
the article:
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When your neighbor gets $170/month to pay for food, that's tyrannical big government that we're duty bound to dismantle. When your neighbor gets their door busted down by a swarm of masked ICE agents with weapons of war and then deported to an El Salvadoran gulag, that's freedom, NOT big government.
July 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When your neighbor gets $170/month to pay for food, that's tyrannical big government that we're duty bound to dismantle. When your neighbor gets their door busted down by a swarm of masked ICE agents with weapons of war and then deported to an El Salvadoran gulag, that's freedom, NOT big government.
Yomi [Challenging: Failure] - Trying to win is exactly what they want you to do... you should shit your pants on purpose right now
Pot of Greed [Trivial: Success] - Pot of greed allows me to draw an additional two cards from my deck
Pot of Greed [Trivial: Success] - Pot of greed allows me to draw an additional two cards from my deck
May 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yomi [Challenging: Failure] - Trying to win is exactly what they want you to do... you should shit your pants on purpose right now
Pot of Greed [Trivial: Success] - Pot of greed allows me to draw an additional two cards from my deck
Pot of Greed [Trivial: Success] - Pot of greed allows me to draw an additional two cards from my deck
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some days it feels impossible to square my comfort in being a silly goose with my burning desire to be a mysterious sexy aloof capital "L" Lady
May 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
some days it feels impossible to square my comfort in being a silly goose with my burning desire to be a mysterious sexy aloof capital "L" Lady
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an oubliette for girls
May 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
an oubliette for girls
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🚨 New Necklace Alert 🚨
April 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
🚨 New Necklace Alert 🚨
i wonder what it's gonna take for my teacher to remark on the fact that all the music i want to program is by women and gay folks (or at least Confirmed Bachelors)
April 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i wonder what it's gonna take for my teacher to remark on the fact that all the music i want to program is by women and gay folks (or at least Confirmed Bachelors)
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We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
This is the text of the email just sent to hundreds of international students telling them that their visas have been revoked due to activism or social media posts.
March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
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DEMOCRATS: We can never espouse things like Universal Healthcare. That’s crazy
GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
March 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
DEMOCRATS: We can never espouse things like Universal Healthcare. That’s crazy
GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
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smoking that intransitive herb
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
smoking that intransitive herb
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i keep winning arguments by saying "i just fantasized about eating you alive"
January 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i keep winning arguments by saying "i just fantasized about eating you alive"
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Them: So... Did you get the surgery?
Me: [slowly and dramatically turning around] The surgery? Yes, yes I did
Them: [gasps as they are staring into their own face]
Me: in fact, we both did [I hold up a mirror. They see my face and crumple]
Me: [slowly and dramatically turning around] The surgery? Yes, yes I did
Them: [gasps as they are staring into their own face]
Me: in fact, we both did [I hold up a mirror. They see my face and crumple]
a close up of a man 's face with a hand on it
Alt: Nicolas Cage in FACE/OFF lying on his back and making a lazy gesture of removing his own face
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Them: So... Did you get the surgery?
Me: [slowly and dramatically turning around] The surgery? Yes, yes I did
Them: [gasps as they are staring into their own face]
Me: in fact, we both did [I hold up a mirror. They see my face and crumple]
Me: [slowly and dramatically turning around] The surgery? Yes, yes I did
Them: [gasps as they are staring into their own face]
Me: in fact, we both did [I hold up a mirror. They see my face and crumple]
my wife will not stop quoting the northernlion "holy cow, two big ones... upgrade pair? that won't be necessary" every time she sees big boobs on the tv
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my wife will not stop quoting the northernlion "holy cow, two big ones... upgrade pair? that won't be necessary" every time she sees big boobs on the tv
rip george lowe
the only thing we can do now is eat
the only thing we can do now is eat
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
rip george lowe
the only thing we can do now is eat
the only thing we can do now is eat
I just ate a clementine that had 5 seeds in it and I bit every one. the last piece had 2 seeds in it. idk how my day is gonna recover from here
February 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just ate a clementine that had 5 seeds in it and I bit every one. the last piece had 2 seeds in it. idk how my day is gonna recover from here
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People born Catholic: I swear, if Ginny DiMinico makes baked ziti one more time.
Adult Catholic converts:
Adult Catholic converts:
February 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
People born Catholic: I swear, if Ginny DiMinico makes baked ziti one more time.
Adult Catholic converts:
Adult Catholic converts: