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Need to make one of those deeply mediocre pumpkin curry soups or whatever
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Need to make one of those deeply mediocre pumpkin curry soups or whatever
Mike Tirico is a rapist and Andy Reid had one son kill himself with drugs and the other drank so much on the job that when he left work he crippled a little girl with his vehicle.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mike Tirico is a rapist and Andy Reid had one son kill himself with drugs and the other drank so much on the job that when he left work he crippled a little girl with his vehicle.
Oh good another chiefs game. Great
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh good another chiefs game. Great
Having a genuine really bad hangover for the first time in what seems like years. Need to take a hot bath or something
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Having a genuine really bad hangover for the first time in what seems like years. Need to take a hot bath or something
They’ll probably keep making movies, in my opinion. I doubt they just stop making movies.
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They’ll probably keep making movies, in my opinion. I doubt they just stop making movies.
Gonna get nasty on some fish and chips with a couple beers later. Going crazy on it
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gonna get nasty on some fish and chips with a couple beers later. Going crazy on it
Got a new little Mediterranean casual chain joint downtown called “shawarma press” and have eaten there twice now and it rules. Hope it sticks around.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Got a new little Mediterranean casual chain joint downtown called “shawarma press” and have eaten there twice now and it rules. Hope it sticks around.
First play through of yotei I accidentally went and cleared out ishikari plain and beat the boss there before I even cleared tokachi range and then by the time I got to teshio ridge the story and pacing felt completely off. This time on NG+ I went through the range to the ridge first and it makes
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
First play through of yotei I accidentally went and cleared out ishikari plain and beat the boss there before I even cleared tokachi range and then by the time I got to teshio ridge the story and pacing felt completely off. This time on NG+ I went through the range to the ridge first and it makes
Finally getting caught up on this Chris Paul story. As the OG Chris Paul hater going back to his college days let me just say… lol!
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Finally getting caught up on this Chris Paul story. As the OG Chris Paul hater going back to his college days let me just say… lol!
Things I love about this app is nobody ever talks about sports and everyone goes to bed at 9:00 EST
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Things I love about this app is nobody ever talks about sports and everyone goes to bed at 9:00 EST
Good fucking god. What.:: on earth????
I swear to god if we run chop here I’ll kill myself
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Good fucking god. What.:: on earth????
I swear to god if we run chop here I’ll kill myself
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I swear to god if we run chop here I’ll kill myself
It’s baller that Bill Self runs the same inbounds plays he’s had since 1998 and they mostly work until he comes up against a staff that knows how to watch film lmfao
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It’s baller that Bill Self runs the same inbounds plays he’s had since 1998 and they mostly work until he comes up against a staff that knows how to watch film lmfao
As much as I love Bill Self it will be interesting at least to move on from him when he dies of alcoholism on the job and we can get a guy who’s not a boomer retard who understands how to install an offensive system before January. Maybe Luke Murray wants a job?
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As much as I love Bill Self it will be interesting at least to move on from him when he dies of alcoholism on the job and we can get a guy who’s not a boomer retard who understands how to install an offensive system before January. Maybe Luke Murray wants a job?
It’s so much nicer embracing bald and shaving dome instead of clinging to a shitty hairline that barely existed even pre puberty lol. If you take an experimental drug for your hair you are going to die. Let it go lmfao
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s so much nicer embracing bald and shaving dome instead of clinging to a shitty hairline that barely existed even pre puberty lol. If you take an experimental drug for your hair you are going to die. Let it go lmfao
Should probably just run down the half marathon length river trail I live 400m from instead of running streets where I’m constantly attacked by dogs but it might require me to buy trail running shoes which I don’t wanna
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Should probably just run down the half marathon length river trail I live 400m from instead of running streets where I’m constantly attacked by dogs but it might require me to buy trail running shoes which I don’t wanna
I just love the Beatles man. I don’t care. My son would kick and dance like crazy listening to that Let it Be doc that came out a month before he was born. It’s “mommy’s tummy” to him.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I just love the Beatles man. I don’t care. My son would kick and dance like crazy listening to that Let it Be doc that came out a month before he was born. It’s “mommy’s tummy” to him.
Wrapping up the Beatles Anthology episodes. I’m such a sucker for this shit, whatever. It’s fun
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wrapping up the Beatles Anthology episodes. I’m such a sucker for this shit, whatever. It’s fun
Meant to caption this with “mapo magic”
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Meant to caption this with “mapo magic”
Snowing on 12/1. Realizing I’m at an age now where I kind of need to wear a scarf or gaiter around the house to stay warm on days like this. And the wax in my ears has fully impacted on both drums so I’m deaf today. Time to die.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Snowing on 12/1. Realizing I’m at an age now where I kind of need to wear a scarf or gaiter around the house to stay warm on days like this. And the wax in my ears has fully impacted on both drums so I’m deaf today. Time to die.
New game + on yotei wasting time just upgrading my main gear before I can even unlock new costumes. Practical! I will have all wearables unlocked in time for yotei legends might as well go for quality of life dmg increase off the bat
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
New game + on yotei wasting time just upgrading my main gear before I can even unlock new costumes. Practical! I will have all wearables unlocked in time for yotei legends might as well go for quality of life dmg increase off the bat
It’s still a little surreal that the two flagship public universities in the two poorest and stupidest states in this country have been battling to pay a 50 year old clown $13 million per year to coach their stupid football team and nobody even mentions this very hack point anymore. Oh well.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s still a little surreal that the two flagship public universities in the two poorest and stupidest states in this country have been battling to pay a 50 year old clown $13 million per year to coach their stupid football team and nobody even mentions this very hack point anymore. Oh well.
CLOSE ENOUGH
KU will score with less than 8 minutes left in the 4th to go up 21-10 and proceed to lose 34-21 and you can take that to the bank
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
CLOSE ENOUGH