Banjo
@banjompls.bsky.social
A Brittany spaniel full of mischief and monstrosity. Fully vaccinated. Bites fascists. Gonna catch a squirrel someday.
http://tinyurl.com/BanjoTreats
http://tinyurl.com/BanjoTreats
I don't like that phrasing
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I don't like that phrasing
You sent me away to replace me?! 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You sent me away to replace me?! 😭😭😭
He feeds me from the table.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
He feeds me from the table.
Oh yeah, those guys. I'm so much faster than them.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh yeah, those guys. I'm so much faster than them.
Certainly the fastest!
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Certainly the fastest!
I knew it was the beaver moon
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I knew it was the beaver moon
Indeed I do! I love my dentist!
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Indeed I do! I love my dentist!
You constantly tell people I am a lot
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You constantly tell people I am a lot
Sadly this is true, his milkteeth among other things are offputting
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sadly this is true, his milkteeth among other things are offputting
Pretty sure you said all that as a premeditated setup.
I saw Gone Girl.
I saw Gone Girl.
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Pretty sure you said all that as a premeditated setup.
I saw Gone Girl.
I saw Gone Girl.
Right? If she didn't want me to have it, she should have put it somewhere I couldn't reach it.
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Right? If she didn't want me to have it, she should have put it somewhere I couldn't reach it.
I am entitled to this potato
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am entitled to this potato
How can I be the burgeriest of cheeseburgers but ALSO the hammiest of hamburgers? They're both burgers!
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
How can I be the burgeriest of cheeseburgers but ALSO the hammiest of hamburgers? They're both burgers!