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Banjo
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A Brittany spaniel full of mischief and monstrosity. Fully vaccinated. Bites fascists. Gonna catch a squirrel someday.

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Banjo @banjompls.bsky.social · Oct 16
I'm the cutest dog on Bluesky.
A liver and white Brittany, grinning her ding-danged face off.
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My owner's mother says I don't get to go home this week after all.

But she also says she is my gramma, so I don't know what to believe.
A liver and white Brittany stands under a table peeking out from beneath the red and gray plaid tablecloth.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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SNOW GLORIOUS SNOW ❄️❄️❄️
A liver and white Brittany stands in a snow-covered yard in a snowstorm.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I have my very own kennel at my owner's parents' house!
A liver and white Brittany lays amongst blankets on a soft bed inside a wire dog kennel with the door open.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Who mailed me this
A Bousnic dog training collar in a box.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I snoozed on the bed ALL BY MYSELF.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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💪💪💪
A snippet from a dog daycare report: This afternoon, we had a new challenge! I set up some various sized towers of metal cans and rewarded the dogs for any progress that they made. JJ, Eleanor, Rosa, and Banjo were completely unbothered by the noise and even went out of their way to knock the towers over. Two golden retrievers and a liver and white Brittany are interacting with stacked towers of aluminum cans.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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WHAT DOES APPROPRIATE MEAN
Excerpt from a dog daycare report card: Po and Banjo had a lot to say about their friends playing this morning so we spent some time in time outs as well as distractions in the form of wobblers, love and one-on-one playtime with me. I've realized over time (years now? 😯) that they're too smart for their own good and want all the attention and love, but don't always know the best way to express it. They just yell lol. I'm trying to make sure they know I'm "listening" and will give them all the love and playtime they could want, just at the appropriate times and/or when they're being polite.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Nobody could steal me, I'm way too fast!
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Nov 1
I'm not even a parent but if someone stole my kid I'd never stop until I found them and ruined their lives.

Hell, I'd do that if someone stole @banjompls.bsky.social.
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Out with the old
Two rainbow dog collars side by side on a gray rug. One is faded and tattered. The other is new and bright and has a silver bone-shaped dog tag with the name Banjo on it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I am the burgeriest of cheeseburgers, apparently
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Oct 20
Capitalism would tell you that the 13 minutes I just spent doing nothing but giving Banjo pets/scritches, singing made up songs at her, and telling her how silly/squishy/long/goony/burgery she is was wasted time.

Capitalism is wrong.

Kill your internalized capitalism and your life will be better.
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Made friends with the dog in the car with the South Dakota license plate that said "cow." We stuck our heads out the windows and roofed our way down 35W.
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Our album drops next month
Five dogs of various breeds standing and sitting in a fenced yard with turf instead of grass, looking like a band's debut album cover.
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I went to a Sniffspot but then I had to take a BATH.
A nonplussed liver and white Brittany laying on a red, green, and white blanket.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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MY FAVORITE SNIFFSPOT IS OPEN AGAIN OMG
A very happy and tired liver and white Brittany laying on the ground with a disgusting tennis ball in front of her. She is grinning with her eyes closed.
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I am sneaky sneaks
The face of a liver and white Brittany peeking out from a red and tan comforter.
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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THERE IS A BUNNY
A liver and white Brittany wearing a rainbow collar stares intently out a window.
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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SMELLS LIKE A SQUIRREL BUT LOOKS LIKE A GHOST
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Sep 28
Banjo saw her first albino squirrel today and she was baffled.
September 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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#DogsAgainstJacob #DogsForMinneapolis
A grinning liver and white Brittany wearing a rainbow collar sits on a green couch next to a large white yard sign that says, in black letters, "JACOB MUST GO! #DontRankFrey"
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Pointy hiss friend didn't get me because I am TOO FAST
A possum hiding in vegetation in the dark.
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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What should my Halloween costume be? These are the only ones I've ever worn.
A liver and white Brittany covered with a sheet with eye and snoot holes cut out. A liver and white Brittany wearing a black hoodie with different pairs on eyeballs on it, looking chagrined. A white woman's left hand hold the chin on a liver and white Brittany, who is wearing a black hoodie with multiple pairs of eyeballs on it. The hood is pulled up on her head, and her ears are pulled through the hood's earholes.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The only human who can keep up with me is @jmag21.bsky.social!
A blurry photo of a liver and white Brittany on a leash, running.
September 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It's a lie.
Facebook post from Metro Dogs Daycare of a German shorthair pointer, an English springer, and a Brittany, all liver and white, sitting around a yellow tennis ball. The caption says: Banjo (right) helps our newer kids Togo and Rose feel comfortable in Confidence Club! 🥰
September 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I BELIEVE IT IS INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY
A liver and white Brittany wearing a rainbow collar grins while lying on a red armchair.
August 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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💪💪💪
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Aug 9
Don't worry, @banjompls.bsky.social went outside and scared it away
burnsiemn.bsky.social Trevor Burns @burnsiemn.bsky.social · Aug 9
Intense storm for all the puppers who don't appreciate the sky booms and lights.
August 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM