Outs Above Average has broken the brains of the average internet user
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Outs Above Average has broken the brains of the average internet user
God damnit
Unless I'm supposed to believe in Nestor? Would be fun, but I can't imagine that's a real thing.
September 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
God damnit
Go Padres (maybe this was the good luck app)
September 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Go Padres (maybe this was the good luck app)
This center field wall is evil. Why do they bump up the yellow line to 25' like that?
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This center field wall is evil. Why do they bump up the yellow line to 25' like that?
This can't be the actual plan for Sears to just spam 55% fastball? This is a weird "we don't know this guy and he doesn't know us" thing, maybe?
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This can't be the actual plan for Sears to just spam 55% fastball? This is a weird "we don't know this guy and he doesn't know us" thing, maybe?
Our 6, 7 starters went from best in baseball to bottom 5 in baseball
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Our 6, 7 starters went from best in baseball to bottom 5 in baseball
God Fucking Damnit
- JP Sears
- JP Sears
August 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
God Fucking Damnit
- JP Sears
- JP Sears
AJ really fucked up with the Bergert and Kolek trade I'm super discouraged
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AJ really fucked up with the Bergert and Kolek trade I'm super discouraged
Trading Kolek and Bergert was dumb as hell. What a crazy trade.
August 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trading Kolek and Bergert was dumb as hell. What a crazy trade.
I don't have any idea why I'm doing this to myself but I'm listening to 973 and they're talking about Wandy and Hosmer in the same breath
August 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't have any idea why I'm doing this to myself but I'm listening to 973 and they're talking about Wandy and Hosmer in the same breath
Dave Roberts feeling the pressure
August 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dave Roberts feeling the pressure
I don't understand Shildt at all he goes to Suarez with a 5 run lead but down 2 we go to our worst pen arms?
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don't understand Shildt at all he goes to Suarez with a 5 run lead but down 2 we go to our worst pen arms?
Randy 3rd time through in a tie game? We hate winning
August 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Randy 3rd time through in a tie game? We hate winning
Last batter for Vasquez
August 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Last batter for Vasquez
I think now that the catcher can't block the plate it's actually faster to do what Xander just did. Run through home plate. Don't slide.
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I think now that the catcher can't block the plate it's actually faster to do what Xander just did. Run through home plate. Don't slide.
Cardinals have the best jersey in all of sports and they wear it on the road
August 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cardinals have the best jersey in all of sports and they wear it on the road
They're not even going to let Vasquez pitch into the 4th today
August 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They're not even going to let Vasquez pitch into the 4th today
They made Betts a shortstop and he started to hit like one
August 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They made Betts a shortstop and he started to hit like one
Unless you think our guy Hates was walking, there's a 5th horseman
August 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Unless you think our guy Hates was walking, there's a 5th horseman
By rest of season win % Fangraphs has the Padres 5th in baseball
August 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
By rest of season win % Fangraphs has the Padres 5th in baseball
It would be obviously weird to be a fan of a team who just went from 30% playoff odds to 90% and angry for whatever reason, but
a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face while holding her hand to her chest .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face while holding her hand to her chest .
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It would be obviously weird to be a fan of a team who just went from 30% playoff odds to 90% and angry for whatever reason, but
You either pull pivetta now or I don't understand what the hell we're doing
August 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You either pull pivetta now or I don't understand what the hell we're doing
1 run lead in the 6th and no stirring in the megapen? I was lied to.
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
1 run lead in the 6th and no stirring in the megapen? I was lied to.