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@bananaslug1.bsky.social
Teacher. Adult Beverage Enthusiast. Mom.
MSC, EJC, AMC.
“The ones we love never truly leave us.”
I’m not sure if it’s me, or if I’m actually just inept at group interaction but I really do not like the culture at my current school.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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god bless you #GBBO never change
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Post vacation and Santa Cruz was so good to us.
June 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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lemon sharks 🍋🦈
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again
May 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Honestly wanting to take the year off next year. I love teaching but I miss my kids.
May 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The crud has gotten me and the baby. What a crappy end to the weekend.
May 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It’s been a MINUTE since I used this thing. Whew. E is 8mo, M is 3! (!!) and teaching is still kicking my butt.
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Feel like I’m living in the upside down.
February 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We formula feed and so many people (including someone we personally know) all use donor milk. Their kids don’t have heath issues, they just think formula is *bad* and it makes me so annoyed.
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Haven’t been on here in a second (children probs) but..the crunchy moms in our area are making my eye twitch.
February 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Sagan was a prophet.
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lil man is such a cheeser!
January 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This whole going back to work thing is kicking my ass. And I know it’s cuz my planning isn’t being used right lol 😂
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Both babies rocking it at school, mom…still figuring it all out lol
January 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Bruh, I wish stuff I had bought on TPT had sample visuals for how to fill out some of their graphic organizers cuz my brain is not comprehending without a visual example
January 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
M is back at daycare, e is contact napping on me, and I am thankful. What a rough end to the holiday
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Worn out but thankful for all the family time this weekend
December 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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I’m not really a good snob but I really dislike the taste of jarred pasta sauce.

Today I (finally) learned I could just lightly sauté chopped garlic and chili flakes in olive oil and then add a can of crushed tomatoes and it’s a very nice sauce that’s ready to go in like 5 minutes!!!
December 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I hate when I want to get the kids little sleepies and M’s size is sold out. She loves matching with brother but they don’t have a 3T turtle print.
December 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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"Once upon a time," he said out loud to the darkness. He said these words because they were the best, the most powerful words that he knew and just the saying of them comforted him.
December 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Christmas photos are going to be so cute this year!!
December 9, 2024 at 4:46 AM