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I am the stone that the builder refused.
A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math.
Father. Pagan. Witch.
Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.
I am the stone that the builder refused.
A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math.
Father. Pagan. Witch.
Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.
May Krampus get to your children last.
Happy Krampusnacht to all who celebrate
Happy Krampusnacht to all who celebrate
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
May Krampus get to your children last.
Happy Krampusnacht to all who celebrate
Happy Krampusnacht to all who celebrate
The future never arrives.. - Alan Watts
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The future never arrives.. - Alan Watts
Why A Chosen Man Always Walks Alone | Alan Watts
YouTube video by Watts Wisdom
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December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I train my cats with raw steak, so when they look you dead in the soul.. they mean business..
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I train my cats with raw steak, so when they look you dead in the soul.. they mean business..
My kid is such a fucking rockstar..
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My kid is such a fucking rockstar..
Lunatic the Wizard
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Lunatic the Wizard
Tylenol PMs are some crazy shit..
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tylenol PMs are some crazy shit..
Bobby Fuller was to Sonny Curtis as Jimi Hendrix was to Bob Dylan..
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Bobby Fuller was to Sonny Curtis as Jimi Hendrix was to Bob Dylan..
I'll have you know..
1) The goose drank wine.
2) The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
3) The line broke.
4) The monkey got choked.
5) And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat..
Big if true..
1) The goose drank wine.
2) The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
3) The line broke.
4) The monkey got choked.
5) And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat..
Big if true..
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'll have you know..
1) The goose drank wine.
2) The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
3) The line broke.
4) The monkey got choked.
5) And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat..
Big if true..
1) The goose drank wine.
2) The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
3) The line broke.
4) The monkey got choked.
5) And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat..
Big if true..
The Dominican joint was closed due to inclement weather so I went to my friend Maurice's taqueria.. wanted arroz y gandules, got some flautas instead. All is well. Buen provecho
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Dominican joint was closed due to inclement weather so I went to my friend Maurice's taqueria.. wanted arroz y gandules, got some flautas instead. All is well. Buen provecho
Be me 👇☃️
a snowman is laying in the snow with wings
ALT: a snowman is laying in the snow with wings
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December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Be me 👇☃️
Why the fuck do we still have "borders" in 2025almost6?? That's a lie, my friend.. and most of us bought it..
Also, money doesn't exist and neither does time..
Also, money doesn't exist and neither does time..
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why the fuck do we still have "borders" in 2025almost6?? That's a lie, my friend.. and most of us bought it..
Also, money doesn't exist and neither does time..
Also, money doesn't exist and neither does time..
..I sink, AND I DIE!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
..I sink, AND I DIE!!
First day of the last month of the year seems like a great day to spend ALLLLL day deep cleaning my bedroom
a cartoon of spongebob holding a vacuum and ironing clothes
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December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
First day of the last month of the year seems like a great day to spend ALLLLL day deep cleaning my bedroom
Q: What makes rain, hail, snow, and earthquakes?
A: My mathematical data, travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner..
A: My mathematical data, travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner..
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Q: What makes rain, hail, snow, and earthquakes?
A: My mathematical data, travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner..
A: My mathematical data, travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner..
Me reading math books so I can get on my 5th grader's level..
a man with sweat running down his face is looking down
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December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me reading math books so I can get on my 5th grader's level..
Just saw Zootopia 2 with the short one. Do recommend.
a poster for zootopia 2 with a fox and a rabbit
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November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just saw Zootopia 2 with the short one. Do recommend.
Dear radio stations playing that christmas bullshit.. have a holly jolly go fuck yourselves
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dear radio stations playing that christmas bullshit.. have a holly jolly go fuck yourselves
By my count, my mom has had aboouut.. 8 bowls of stuffing. So far.
She's had more than the bird.. and, dinner isn't ready for like, 2 more hours..
She's had more than the bird.. and, dinner isn't ready for like, 2 more hours..
a bowl of food with a spoon and scissors in it
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November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
By my count, my mom has had aboouut.. 8 bowls of stuffing. So far.
She's had more than the bird.. and, dinner isn't ready for like, 2 more hours..
She's had more than the bird.. and, dinner isn't ready for like, 2 more hours..
OMGoddesses.
Dear internet.. please stop trying to get us to be gambling junkies on every single ad you throw out.. it's fucking ugly. We're broke enough, you cunts..
Dear internet.. please stop trying to get us to be gambling junkies on every single ad you throw out.. it's fucking ugly. We're broke enough, you cunts..
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
OMGoddesses.
Dear internet.. please stop trying to get us to be gambling junkies on every single ad you throw out.. it's fucking ugly. We're broke enough, you cunts..
Dear internet.. please stop trying to get us to be gambling junkies on every single ad you throw out.. it's fucking ugly. We're broke enough, you cunts..
Give the bastards shit every chance you get..
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Give the bastards shit every chance you get..
I show my cat everyone's cat pics..
He's not impressed in the least..
Do better, per the cat..
He's not impressed in the least..
Do better, per the cat..
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I show my cat everyone's cat pics..
He's not impressed in the least..
Do better, per the cat..
He's not impressed in the least..
Do better, per the cat..
Wow. Just ran into a guy I've known for about 25 years.. haven't seen him in who knows how long.. he recognized me right away, but I didn't rec him at first.. he was headed to a funeral and after a quick catch up, he insisted on buying the next round.. dude just basically gave everyone a $5 blessing
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wow. Just ran into a guy I've known for about 25 years.. haven't seen him in who knows how long.. he recognized me right away, but I didn't rec him at first.. he was headed to a funeral and after a quick catch up, he insisted on buying the next round.. dude just basically gave everyone a $5 blessing
I heard Mrs. Clause is a real slut for anything peppermint..
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I heard Mrs. Clause is a real slut for anything peppermint..
Yeah.. I often smell like patchouli.. I know that's a real hard scent.. deal with it..
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yeah.. I often smell like patchouli.. I know that's a real hard scent.. deal with it..