Baltch
@baltch.bsky.social
I love people, working, reading, working out and watching the Toronto Raptors! I try to lovingly mock most things, with myself being the first target.
He's going into the Raptors lil' bastard Hall of Fame next to such luminaries as Fred 'I'm 6'9 in my heart' Vanvleet and the GROAT Kyle 'I'll literally go through someone's legs to win' Lowry.
I'm so happy he's on my team!
I'm so happy he's on my team!
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He's going into the Raptors lil' bastard Hall of Fame next to such luminaries as Fred 'I'm 6'9 in my heart' Vanvleet and the GROAT Kyle 'I'll literally go through someone's legs to win' Lowry.
I'm so happy he's on my team!
I'm so happy he's on my team!
Congrats to Drake, but this will always be my personal rookie of the year.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Congrats to Drake, but this will always be my personal rookie of the year.
Normally I dislike seeing 40 thrown at the Raptors, but Maxey plays with such joy, I'll never root against him.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Normally I dislike seeing 40 thrown at the Raptors, but Maxey plays with such joy, I'll never root against him.
So many to choose from, but I'm going to go with this one for now!
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So many to choose from, but I'm going to go with this one for now!
Listen, I've considered trying to sleep without my night light, but the chances that the bogeyman could come out of my closet and get me are just too great to take.
Damn you Real Ghostbusters and J. Michael Straczynski!
Damn you Real Ghostbusters and J. Michael Straczynski!
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen, I've considered trying to sleep without my night light, but the chances that the bogeyman could come out of my closet and get me are just too great to take.
Damn you Real Ghostbusters and J. Michael Straczynski!
Damn you Real Ghostbusters and J. Michael Straczynski!
This ain't right. IT AIN'T RIGHT!
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This ain't right. IT AIN'T RIGHT!
Thought I would post an image of the greatest Celtic of all time.
October 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thought I would post an image of the greatest Celtic of all time.
Hey Es, your recent post on YouTube isn't in the RSS feed as an audio podcast, and that makes me sad!
July 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey Es, your recent post on YouTube isn't in the RSS feed as an audio podcast, and that makes me sad!
I think his real dad was the lead singer of Quiet Riot in the 80's.
July 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think his real dad was the lead singer of Quiet Riot in the 80's.
The animation on Spiral's arms is amazing!
July 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The animation on Spiral's arms is amazing!
I'm glad Alfred E Neumann finally got a new gig! What a MAD world!
May 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm glad Alfred E Neumann finally got a new gig! What a MAD world!
Meanwhile in St John's Newfoundland...
May 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Meanwhile in St John's Newfoundland...
Think Rambis got saved there, Wayne kinda squared up like he knew how to fight.
1 year later Kevin McHale would seek justice for Wayne with the crucial clothesline of game 4 of 84 finals.
1 year later Kevin McHale would seek justice for Wayne with the crucial clothesline of game 4 of 84 finals.
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Think Rambis got saved there, Wayne kinda squared up like he knew how to fight.
1 year later Kevin McHale would seek justice for Wayne with the crucial clothesline of game 4 of 84 finals.
1 year later Kevin McHale would seek justice for Wayne with the crucial clothesline of game 4 of 84 finals.
And I want some clotheslines being handed out!
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And I want some clotheslines being handed out!
I wake up most mornings with her little paw of power gently bonking my nose, telling me to get up and get her stinky food.
If she gets too uppity I let Fergus eat her up.
If she gets too uppity I let Fergus eat her up.
April 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I wake up most mornings with her little paw of power gently bonking my nose, telling me to get up and get her stinky food.
If she gets too uppity I let Fergus eat her up.
If she gets too uppity I let Fergus eat her up.
She starts fights with her brother then squeals and runs to me when he beats her up. She also has a tendency to sleep on his face and mine. She's a passive aggressive menace!
April 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
She starts fights with her brother then squeals and runs to me when he beats her up. She also has a tendency to sleep on his face and mine. She's a passive aggressive menace!
The Tart would like to passive aggressively bully your pussy cats like she does me.
April 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Tart would like to passive aggressively bully your pussy cats like she does me.
The Tart would like to say she loves Jalen Brunson and his moxy, as well as bottle caps.
April 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Tart would like to say she loves Jalen Brunson and his moxy, as well as bottle caps.
This year's surprisingly fun playoff series, Bucks and Pacers, Halliburton taunting Dame, GTJ shoving Pascal, there's gonna be a clothesline at some point.
And I will shamefully enjoy all of it.
And I will shamefully enjoy all of it.
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This year's surprisingly fun playoff series, Bucks and Pacers, Halliburton taunting Dame, GTJ shoving Pascal, there's gonna be a clothesline at some point.
And I will shamefully enjoy all of it.
And I will shamefully enjoy all of it.
Shout out to Boston Pizza on Water St for putting in a burger as well. Great to see a chain support a local community activity!
Good burger as well!
downtownstjohns.com/boston-pizza...
Good burger as well!
downtownstjohns.com/boston-pizza...
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Shout out to Boston Pizza on Water St for putting in a burger as well. Great to see a chain support a local community activity!
Good burger as well!
downtownstjohns.com/boston-pizza...
Good burger as well!
downtownstjohns.com/boston-pizza...
How can you dislike this face? He's precious!
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How can you dislike this face? He's precious!
If you see this quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
February 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you see this quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Come to Bluesky #SamMorril , funny with less Nazis. Love this take on the Luka Doncic trade.
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Come to Bluesky #SamMorril , funny with less Nazis. Love this take on the Luka Doncic trade.