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baloneyhead.bsky.social
Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.7K following 840 posts
DO NOT COMPLY.
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
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that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
end title card from Quantum Leap reading “Dr Sam Beckett never returned home” on a plain black background
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
my wife has celiacs and my vegetarian ass thinks the life of the carcass you purchased is worth more than yours.
Dumb fucker says: I, however, will hate on vegan/gluten-free types all day every day and twice on Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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poster from the flim Back To School with a crudely photoshopped RFK jr
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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You’re Gonna Need A Lot of Pot To Consume This Pie
Photo of a KFC pot pie. It looks sadder than a preteen meeting Donald Trump
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
The Falconer. A skit from SNL. A shaggy man holds a (fake) falcon on his gloved hand and a fake dead rat in the other
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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still from the movie Heathers, of the four Heathers, with Trumps face imposed over one of the Heathers faces because Donald Trump is a whiny ass teenager
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
Well, everything sucks but at least we have this?
Republican US House member Marjorie Taylor Greene has said she believes in demons, surmising that they might be aliens who fell from heaven, and claims to have been unaware that key figures in the antisemitic space lasers conspiracy she floated were Jewish.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I’ll take quotes from Mrs Vance for 2000, Ken
“Light Roast character, dry in the finish” written in chalk
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
oh wise bathroom wall of wisdom, you do know all
Graffiti that reads Fuck MAGA
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Paparazzi photo of Graham Platner caught off guard
A photo of a snake plant in a pot
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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If you’ve been keeping notes, this is jaw-droppingly not remotely surprising.
Headline: Rubio Offered To Backstab U.S. informants. Followed by a photo of his weasely ass eating face
October 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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#touchtunes
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October 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
M Piedlourde (Dave Foley) looks younger every day.
Dave Foley as Mr Heavyfoot
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Got’cha, Zorak!
Have you ever dipped a mantis into rich, creamy milk chocolate?
Photo of a preying mantis on a window screen
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
The Ice Pirates PG, Released Mar 16, 1984, 1h 31m, Sci-Fi 17% Tomatometer 12 Reviews 50% Popcornmeter 5,000+ Ratings Space raider Jason (Robert Urich) and his sidekick (Michael D. Roberts) help a princess (Mary Crosby) find her father, an explorer seeking water. へ
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Now you take this on the plane, throw it in a bowl. Add some broth, a potato, green onions. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Photo of some dumb fucker acting like the tray on the airplane is a fucking masterchef kitchen
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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"I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other god-given rights" -Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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dunkin’!!!
September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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• how to kill a demon Al Mode All Images Videos Short videc •Al Overview +1 In folklore, religion, and fantasy, the methods for destroying a demon vary greatly depending on the rules of the specific belief system or fictional universe. In many traditions, demons are considered spiritual beings that cannot be "killed" in a physical sense, but rather banished or destroyed by
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
but it’s on the box. It must be true.
pizza box that reads “Connecticut The Pizza State”
August 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
baloneyhead.bsky.social
every. time.
Gavin can't win a national contest. He doesn't appeal to the average voter either. Wanna guess who'll take the blame? murdroid.bsky.social you're making zero sense and yet here you are, strutting around like you made a valid point. final thought: feel free to abandon the only people fighting for you but when you wake up in a dictatorship and are being wiped off the face of the earth, literally, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
August 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Well that didn’t take long
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social Gavin can't win a national contest. He doesn't appeal to the average voter either. Wanna guess who'll take the blame?
August 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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because she went full bigot.
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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maybe consider that the one issue is BEING ALLOWED TO EXIST.

But yeah, you’re the victim.
I'm done with the trans community on this site. They are extremely selfish and one issue voters and if they don't get their way, they don't vote. Fuck them! We don't need them and they will get what they deserve.
August 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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he’s not the front runner. There are multiple folks (if they run) that will destroy him on the trail. He will never win a national campaign, especially after all this trolling. You’ve lost the fucking plot.
He's the front runner. You may not like him, but he's the Lebron of political athletes.
August 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM