BallisticBB
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
BallisticBB
@ballisticbnans.bsky.social
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Gonna post random shit about Pokémon and gardening.
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New video tomorrow!
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Shiny hunting really is just crack cocaine for neurodivergent people, and I'm one hell of an addict.
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Pokémon LEGENDS Z-A has been released. I drew Greninja😊✍️✨
 
ポケモンレジェンズ Z-A
出ましたね。
 
黒い紙に白ペンで、
ゲッコウガを描いてみました🙏
ーーーーーーーーーーーー
#pokemon #Greninja
#ポケモン #ゲッコウガ
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just went from level 43 - 69 (nice). Anyways here's my most recent Go shinies and hundos.

#pokemongo
#shinypokemon
#hundo
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Finally I'm getting things. Shiny Bulbasaur in Pokémon X after only 1k resets, my 2nd badge quest member. I can finally do random encounters now.

#gen6
#xy
#shinypokemon
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Being neurodivergent means you over-explain EVERYTHING in hopes of clear communication, then get anxious that your over-explanation was irritating and actually made things more confusing 🫤
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I beat Pokemon XY using only Shiny Pokemon with New Mega Evolutions!

Watch here: youtu.be/iq4uItkKQZg?...

Huge thank you to @kotatsuinunova.standingintheodds.com for the thumbnail and @neohere.bsky.social for editing the video!
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey guys I'm still alive anyways Full odds Shiny Fennekin in Pokémon X. My 1st member of the X Shiny Badge Quest that I started the beginning of the year so I can play these games blind before Z-A 🙃. Ah well, better late than never.
#shinypokemon
#xy
#gen6
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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A billion sprinklers just so summer can cosplay as spring.
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Shinies do exist.
Shiny Mienshao after God knows how many DAs.
#shinypokemon
#daweekend overtime
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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An amendment to a previous post: next president should jackhammer the shit out of it *and* replace it with native plants.
reminds me of those grey floor home remodels
August 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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i could never shiny hunt in pokemon cuz im already having to do repetitive actions over a long period of time for a random chance at success (job hunting) and it's ASS
July 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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hypnotising a robotgirl to take care of herself in the morning call that a subroutine
July 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is why you should be kind to bugs #safariweek2025 #shinypokemon
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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🇺🇸🦅💲🗽🍊
June 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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*New Video*

Pokémon Quest in 2025

youtu.be/-CbeV2Itfl4
Pokémon Quest in 2025
YouTube video by SmkGaming05
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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LAPD: THEY PUT FLOWERS AT THE FEET OF THE GUARD! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I wish them both the worst.
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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My phases for Zygarde on Pokémon Shield so far after roughly 90+ DAs. The Togetic were almost back 2 back as well.
#shinypokemon
#swsh
May 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The America that existed before any European set foot on its soil was more beautiful than we could ever conceptualize. It was landscaped by its inhabitants. Ecosystems unseen anywhere else on earth. Skies blackened by flocks of pigeons. Billions of bison roaming coast to coast.
June 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM