Bobby
@baldabet.bsky.social
Orlando, Fl 📍
designated little stinker
designated little stinker
It’s wild that my husband tried speaking during Dolly Parton’s ‘Go Tell It On the Mountain’ like this is some kind of fucking game.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s wild that my husband tried speaking during Dolly Parton’s ‘Go Tell It On the Mountain’ like this is some kind of fucking game.
Boys are kissing at the bar
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Boys are kissing at the bar
My SSRIs are SSRI’ing and I don’t want to be touched and everyone’s kisses taste like their teeth.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My SSRIs are SSRI’ing and I don’t want to be touched and everyone’s kisses taste like their teeth.
Doing drugs is crazy because I can’t remember my phone number but I know which pocket my trash goes in.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Doing drugs is crazy because I can’t remember my phone number but I know which pocket my trash goes in.
How ‘bout you gatekeep my butthole
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How ‘bout you gatekeep my butthole
Part of the open relationship experience is having to watch your husband flirt with a guy in crocs at the club.
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Part of the open relationship experience is having to watch your husband flirt with a guy in crocs at the club.
I’m so happy to announce that I mentally in a good place for the next four hours
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m so happy to announce that I mentally in a good place for the next four hours
Men in Chicago are built different 🥵
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Men in Chicago are built different 🥵
Douching while listening to the James Baldwin audiobook and after everything I’ve learned about him so far, I think he’d approve.
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Douching while listening to the James Baldwin audiobook and after everything I’ve learned about him so far, I think he’d approve.
My type is men with Totoro vibes.
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My type is men with Totoro vibes.
Not me getting cruised at Aldi
August 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not me getting cruised at Aldi
beach hair and tan lines 😎
July 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
beach hair and tan lines 😎
kissed some boys this weekend
July 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
kissed some boys this weekend
crop tops are a right, not a privilege
June 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
crop tops are a right, not a privilege
The curators of the ‘Discover’ channels on Snapchat will go to hell when they die.
June 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The curators of the ‘Discover’ channels on Snapchat will go to hell when they die.
Took an edible and got caught trying to sext Sloppy Mustard Man
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Took an edible and got caught trying to sext Sloppy Mustard Man
Reposted by Bobby
thinking about naked men
May 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
thinking about naked men
I feel like Tove Lo looks completely different every time I see her.
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I feel like Tove Lo looks completely different every time I see her.
Wait can this be my DnD character?
A wizard. That’s also a duck. That turns people into bread and eats them. I think I’m onto something.
May 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wait can this be my DnD character?
A wizard. That’s also a duck. That turns people into bread and eats them. I think I’m onto something.
May 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A wizard. That’s also a duck. That turns people into bread and eats them. I think I’m onto something.