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Fat Ass Rat
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Fat Ass Rat you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you
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They call me agent Cody Spanks. Cause all I do is program and crank hog.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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She V on my P till I N
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Breathing in all the #NYC air has given me the Bronx-itus
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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#oracle #nvidia #openai
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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She Fannied my Mae till I Freddied in her Mac
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It’s not about how you apply grip, it’s about the motion of the lotion
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Call my house a sauna, cause it’s about to be full of #steam 😎

#SteamVR #steambox

www.uploadvr.com/valve-steam-...
Valve Officially Announces Steam Frame, A "Streaming-First" Standalone VR Headset
Steam Frame has an included wireless adapter, and is launching "early 2026". Read the full specs, features, and details here.
www.uploadvr.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Aye baby you like my garlicky eggplant? Cause I’m about to baba till you ghanoush
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Big Daddy winter is dropping trow. The gales of November cum slashin’.
#neverForget the #EdmundFitzgerald sinking 50 years ago today
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Getting #motivated by the 2009 cult classic 2012 to maximize my financial and political gains in the hopes of making it on one of those boats
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Me the morning after a #Chipotle bender
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The US government anytime there is a new hacker
Hank Hill standing in his garage brandishing a screwdriver at a raccoon on his workbench while saying "you furry bastard"
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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What’s every epileptic person’s favorite pizza chain? Little Seizures.
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Trying to grift this #AWS outage by making tshirts that say "I survived the great AWS outage of 2025" but my tshirt distribution platform is down
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Lube up #Seattle. Because Mother Nature is strapping on and it’s going to be a long night
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AND ITS FINALLY HERE GARFIE BABY
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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ICE came to the horse tracks today. I got the Churchill downs
October 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Remember, you can't spell thrust without trust😮‍💨
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Damn girl you like Nazis? Then imma not see you ever again.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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My dog just got vaccinated and now he’s really into trains. I worry it’s pawtism
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Anyone ever rip a phat #blinker then exhale up in the air like a big ole train?
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Aye baby you like owls? Then you’ll love giving me head while I hold that wig
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Aye baby you like to smoke? Cause I’m about to cum bust in you
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Damn girl that ass is bestos. Can I meso your thelioma?
October 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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You know you’ve got great taste in #jazz when your neighbor mistakes it for two stray cats fighting
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM