bailee ❤️🔥
@baileeliz.bsky.social
(they/them)
big fan of being a fan of things
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big fan of being a fan of things
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
June 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
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I never thought I would be so entertained by two men publicly breaking up during pride month.
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I never thought I would be so entertained by two men publicly breaking up during pride month.
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'oh we're not like THOSE dirty gross queers! we're the good kind!' when they are done with the 'undesirable' queers they will go after you next. they don't stop and let you live just because you suck up to them and throw your own under the bus. they don't stop until we're all gone.
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
'oh we're not like THOSE dirty gross queers! we're the good kind!' when they are done with the 'undesirable' queers they will go after you next. they don't stop and let you live just because you suck up to them and throw your own under the bus. they don't stop until we're all gone.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
gillian anderson… in a campy slasher flick… directed by jane schoenbrun…
May 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
gillian anderson… in a campy slasher flick… directed by jane schoenbrun…
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted fo...
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April 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
nashville is not a real place because wdym we trust 4 quirked up white boys with an internet connection to give us weather updates faster than we trust a fuckass meteorologist
April 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
nashville is not a real place because wdym we trust 4 quirked up white boys with an internet connection to give us weather updates faster than we trust a fuckass meteorologist
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elon musk did a whole-ass felony in public just to take a huge public and personal L haha eat shit bozo
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
elon musk did a whole-ass felony in public just to take a huge public and personal L haha eat shit bozo
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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made this to say i’m going to the store for ice cream
March 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
made this to say i’m going to the store for ice cream
if everything could not suck shit for like 3 seconds so i could catch a break, that would be very cash money
February 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
if everything could not suck shit for like 3 seconds so i could catch a break, that would be very cash money
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BREAKING: RFK Jr. declares the female orgasm a hoax.
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
BREAKING: RFK Jr. declares the female orgasm a hoax.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Sending this headline back in time to 1996 to give fifteen year old boys who smell terrible something to live for
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sending this headline back in time to 1996 to give fifteen year old boys who smell terrible something to live for
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So ya see, the thing about Americans is that we are deeply selfish and individualistic and 90% of our population is incapable of admitting they’ve ever done anything wrong in their lives. So now half our country is demonically possessed while the other half argues about who botched the exorcism.
February 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So ya see, the thing about Americans is that we are deeply selfish and individualistic and 90% of our population is incapable of admitting they’ve ever done anything wrong in their lives. So now half our country is demonically possessed while the other half argues about who botched the exorcism.
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
delta 9 i was unfamiliar with your game, that’s honestly on me
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
delta 9 i was unfamiliar with your game, that’s honestly on me
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Since Monday, Trump has:
-Halted civil rights investigations
-Suspended public health advisories
-Frozen infrastructure spending on roads and bridges
-Rescinded an executive order prohibiting discrimination by federal contractors
How does this help working people?
-Halted civil rights investigations
-Suspended public health advisories
-Frozen infrastructure spending on roads and bridges
-Rescinded an executive order prohibiting discrimination by federal contractors
How does this help working people?
January 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Since Monday, Trump has:
-Halted civil rights investigations
-Suspended public health advisories
-Frozen infrastructure spending on roads and bridges
-Rescinded an executive order prohibiting discrimination by federal contractors
How does this help working people?
-Halted civil rights investigations
-Suspended public health advisories
-Frozen infrastructure spending on roads and bridges
-Rescinded an executive order prohibiting discrimination by federal contractors
How does this help working people?