giving yall a quick dispatch from the site formerly known as twitter: everyone is still deeply schizophrenic

is it too early in the day to start drinking

coverage got denied at the dentist so they forced me to eat a whole sleeve of oreos and wash it down with pepsi :/

official 2025 predictions

started watching squid game for the first time ever, need someone to send me the no doubt already-written piece about why so much south korean-set media (or media made by koreans) is about wealth disparity 🤔

elon getting 86ed from maga for wanting to still exploit workers but just be less racist about it, live laugh love

got asked to be the fourth man in a foosball game at the bar, made three goals, won, left the table and didn’t speak to any of the dudes again. perfect saturday night

sometimes I’m in social situations where for one reason or another I’m v uncomfortable (usually because I don’t know anyone, recently because someone was asking innocuous questions in an unnecessarily intense/interrogatory way) and in those cases I mentally fall back on my looks. is this okay?

started lifting a few months ago and I actually really love it but the diet part is hard because every blog is like “to cut down on fat, replace butter with applesauce”
omg don’t piss me OFF!

finally made a tumblr account