Bruno
@bagelbruno.bsky.social
Is this where I should put an ironic and self-aggrandizing description?
Montréal, Qc
Montréal, Qc
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! I'm very curious, have you ordered this? It's an absolute joy so far!
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! I'm very curious, have you ordered this? It's an absolute joy so far!
@trannawintour.bsky.social I just saw you in the great Transvengeance short movie during @imagenationmtl.bsky.social, it's so fun to see you, usually quite the wordsmith, be hilarious with only a single word of dialogue!
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@trannawintour.bsky.social I just saw you in the great Transvengeance short movie during @imagenationmtl.bsky.social, it's so fun to see you, usually quite the wordsmith, be hilarious with only a single word of dialogue!
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
So what do you do after you get home with your stolen jewels from the Louvre? Put on a fake mustache and take them back to the museum so you can be a hero? Give them as gifts? List them on Facebook Marketplace? I have to think an ad like “great tiara no dings or scratches” will attract attention.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...
I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
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[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
August 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
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me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
August 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future | TechCrunch
Mark Zuckerberg really believes AI glasses will be the ideal way to blend the physical and digital worlds together.
techcrunch.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots.
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
May 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots.
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
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The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
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[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
April 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
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Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
March 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
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Must be a lot of waste, fraud and abuse in there.
I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X has gone down in what appears to be a major and global outage.
www.independent.co.uk
March 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Must be a lot of waste, fraud and abuse in there.
I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
Is you wanted a qualificative, that one works for sure. If you want a descriptive, Fascism is appropriate.
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Is you wanted a qualificative, that one works for sure. If you want a descriptive, Fascism is appropriate.
@michaelcrawford.com Despite all the nonsense happening today, I hope you'll still take time to treat yourself and to stuff that will make you happy for your birthday.
March 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@michaelcrawford.com Despite all the nonsense happening today, I hope you'll still take time to treat yourself and to stuff that will make you happy for your birthday.
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boy are you the stock market because I don't think I'll ever recover from the way you just went down on me
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
boy are you the stock market because I don't think I'll ever recover from the way you just went down on me
Finally some good news, at last.
BREAKING | The universe could undergo a 'catastrophic change' that could alter absolutely everything, quantum machine shows
Universe could undergo a 'catastrophic change' that could alter absolutely everything
The universe could undergo a catastrophe that would change absolutely everything, scientists have shown using a quantum machine.
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Finally some good news, at last.
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is so goddamn funny
I thought this was just gonna be delightfully silly, but it's much more clever. Have fun!
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
December 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I thought this was just gonna be delightfully silly, but it's much more clever. Have fun!
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I liked this visual that was a reply: bsky.app/profile/mile...
December 30, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I liked this visual that was a reply: bsky.app/profile/mile...