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Baffi ☕️🍂
@baffi.bsky.social
High-functioning teaholic. 🐘 and 🐕 lover. Bookworm. Film and TV junkie. Sci-fi fangirl. Involuntary 🪴 killer. 🌳 hugger.

(Mostly) bedbound #spoonie. Vintage bat. She/her. 🇩🇪

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I feel you. I had some nasty trouble two weeks ago and had to be taken to the ER. I'm better now but still embarrassed. 🫣

I hope you're totally fine again soon, Penny. 🤍
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nein danke 👎
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Everyone who doesn't want to boop you is highly suspicious. How could anyone resist? 💛
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Curtis und seine lebens…, äh, gespensterverändernde Erfahrung sind sehr inspirierend. 😊
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
They didn't tell Curtis that coffee is strong,
And when he tried it something went wrong.
He felt like the ground was running away!
For Curtis, this really was not a great day.

🤍👻☕️
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I did NOT want to know! I was fine in my state of ignorant bliss! Why?! 😫
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have absolutely no idea what's going on and don't understand half of my feed right now, but I get this vague impression it's better that way? 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ich hoffe es! Ich habe dort einen Balkon und werde sofort eine Schüssel Erdnüsse raus stellen, sobald wir unten sind.
Und dann warte ich, während ich, wie jedes Jahr, "Die kleine Hexe" lese. Da muss das doch klappen! 🧙‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Dankeschön. Es fühlt sich auch so schon wie ein Gefängnis an, aber ohne die Aussicht auf die Baumkronen mit all ihren Krähennestern ist es noch trauriger. 😞

Aber: Keine elenden Schrägen mehr und ein paar zusätzliche Quadratmeter Platz.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ich ziehe bald um, vom 4. in den 1. Stock, und werde dann meine geliebten Krähen nicht mehr sehen und füttern können (bin komplett an die Wohnung und 90%+ ans Bett gebunden).
Deine unglaublich tollen Zeichnungen machen es etwas erträglicher. Wenn ich reich wäre, würde ich dir diese hier abkaufen. 😄🖤
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
*delusions, of course. Stupid autocorrect 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Blanket

Look at this blanket, so fresh and warm!
I'm sure, thinks Franklin, it'll do no harm
If I jump right on it and cuddle up
And then take an extremely and very long nap.

(Anonymous, November 2025)
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Fibro as in fibromyalgia?
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
There's at least one case of a man who got lost in ChatGTP induced science related illusions of grandeur and ultimately took his own life.
That adds another layer of tragedy to this massive pile of malevolent crap.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM