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Is this where we’re supposed to insult terrible basketball officials?
Fuck it.

I’m gonna go get high and listen to something cheery like death metal.
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Kind of dig Crosstown Theater doing a horror series in the middle of spring.
April 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sometimes people wonder what happened to Ol’ Unk.

Unk tried to help. He really did. He went underground.

He was loyal.

Past tense verbs are important.
April 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No. But his accountant sure as fuck does. 😏
Very important question. Does Robert Pera give a fuck about any of this? I dunno. Does anyone? Does he even know he still owns a team? No idea. If he cared, he'd be worried.
But does the one in charge of the seat warmer exist?
April 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Cullen’s sarcasm is justified. And warranted.
So glad they traded away Marcus Smart. He wouldn’t have made a difference in this series. And that 1st rd pick we threw in would have been useless too.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Peter is correct.
Zach Kleiman's seat had better be pretty warm. Obviously a few things out of his control, but the Thunder have absolutely rocketed past the Grizzlies (and everyone else) while the Grizzlies have stalled out with a so-called Big 3 and several prominent whiffs in FA and the first round of the draft.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sure… there are injuries.
Sure… there’s a talent gap.

But there’s also an effort gap.

And the interim coach is an incompetent motherfucker.

This is so disgusting I can’t even say anything bad about One Brow Tony Brothers.
April 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“This is BULLSHIT!” - Lionel Hollins
April 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
👍👍👍
We have three officials (and they will show up on time). They have been assigned by the #NBA: Ben Taylor, Sean Corbin and Jenna Schroeder. Bigtime showdown in Dallas for Grizzlies in #EmiratesNBACup finale. See it on FanDuel Sports Network starting at 7 pm with Grizzlies Live.
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Three officials.
On time.
Assigned by.. you know.

Ed Malloy (#14) 😬
Brett Barnaky (#36) 👍
Che Flores (#91) ❓

POR @ MEM

The Unk detects a faint whiff of fuckery in the air.
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
3 officials.
Probably on time.
Assigned by… you know.

Scott Foster #48
JT Orr #72
Brandon Schwab (WHO?!?) #86

PHI @ MEM
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
As per usual, there will be three officials.
They’ll probably show up on time.
They have been assigned by the NBA.

Courtney Kirkland #61
Tre Maddox #23
CJ Washington #12

DEN @ MEM
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Mitchell Ervin is polite.

That could be the nicest thing Unk has ever said about an official.
November 18, 2024 at 1:13 AM
We have three officials.

They’ll probably show up on time. (They usually do.)

And yes… they have been assigned by the NBA.

Mitchell Ervin (#27)
Nick Buchert (#3)
John Conley (#56)

DEN@MEM
November 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Once again… Stevie ain’t blind.
I have this conversation with @badunclep.bsky.social multiple times per year
Yeah, aight Stevie smh lol
November 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Is The Unk really f***ing doing this again?
November 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM