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Jeremy Bearimy, baby.
DTWD, Disney, Swiftie, and other miscellany.

Posts represent my individual thoughts and opinions and do not reflect the view(s) of my employer.
Some of my favs
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me gearing up to call Bill Cassidy’s line again…
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can’t hurt me today.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do you think Bill Cassidy’s voicemail screeners actually listen to my messages anymore?

“Hi, me again, concerned US citizen, parent, and board certified family nurse practitioner…”
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This slapped.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hyping myself up to call Spineless Bill Cassidy’s office again.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My life has been insane lately but it warmed my heart to see so many of you! Special shout out to my girls @yepitslauren.bsky.social and @jagsandredsfan.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The world is a dumpster fire so I’m just going to get back on my “reading to disassociate” bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Rest easy, little buddy ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We won yesterday because they wouldn’t let Captain Duval into the stadium… well, that’s at least what I’m going with. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
💔 @skreve904.bsky.social - you were the life of every party. We will miss you, friend.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Mom: We have the haunted mansion at home!

*The Haunted Mansion at home*
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Stellar read.
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Decided to make Sunday productive since the Jags are imploding. They don’t even have the game on here 🤣
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I know he didn’t show up with the intention of serving face but MY GAWD 🥵
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Define “perfect ending.”
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I love you forever @jagsandredsfan.bsky.social! Karma is a cat!
October 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM