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For many years, my mantra was, "Promise me you won't forget the memories that haven't happened yet."
Now it is more like, "Prepared to forget the memories I haven't even made yet."
Now it is more like, "Prepared to forget the memories I haven't even made yet."
An early Christmas miracle!
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
An early Christmas miracle!
To get to the other side!
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
To get to the other side!
That is parody account material, but she is too dull to do parody.
July 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That is parody account material, but she is too dull to do parody.
Dimino reportedly has a flame thrower in his room.
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Dimino reportedly has a flame thrower in his room.
Won't be the first time the government has come for me.
May 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Won't be the first time the government has come for me.
Gophers are huge out here because the government made it damn near impossible to kill them.
May 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gophers are huge out here because the government made it damn near impossible to kill them.
I am going to tattoo that last sentence to my soul.
April 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am going to tattoo that last sentence to my soul.
The only thing that truly sets one free is a good bolt cutter.
April 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The only thing that truly sets one free is a good bolt cutter.
No wonder I have boobs at this fragile age.
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No wonder I have boobs at this fragile age.
Don't be a snowflake, Sean. Come out of your isolated bubble and live on your feet
April 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Don't be a snowflake, Sean. Come out of your isolated bubble and live on your feet
I mean, you should be doing that anyway.
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I mean, you should be doing that anyway.
Pretty sure it is acceptable to take a power sander to their faces -- figuratively speaking, of course. Literally doing that would be a violation of TOS.
March 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pretty sure it is acceptable to take a power sander to their faces -- figuratively speaking, of course. Literally doing that would be a violation of TOS.
Yandy Diaz. It was a three team deal. Cleveland also received Carlos Santana from Seattle.
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yandy Diaz. It was a three team deal. Cleveland also received Carlos Santana from Seattle.
You are both an inspiration and a reaffirmation of what makes following sports great.
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You are both an inspiration and a reaffirmation of what makes following sports great.