Do you know if there’s a GoFundMe page for Jeremy Clarkson? Surely he can’t be left to suffer so.

It’s almost as if Musk is a little bit weird 🙄

Greetings from the People’s Republic of Stockport

Welcome to this Musk free oasis. I met you on the train once, when you were returning from the Blue Dot festival at Jodrell Bank. You were charming and engaging company. Luckily we talked about everything except science as I am a complete dunce in that regard.

I’ve been a great admirer of your self-control and good humour in the face of Carole Malone’s shrieking right wing ranting on Sky News press preview

If only it were parody. I take some comfort from the fact that they’re all ultimately consumed by self-loathing.