T- They amputated the fucking spider!

That's just a regular horse.

You've just created something scarier than any analog horror.

The idea that Michael Mouse wore a sleeved sweater this entire time disturbs me.

curse words every 5 seconds or the terrible adaptation of the characters personalities but I feel I've made my point.

And if you want tell me it's just a pilot, don't. The point of a pilot is to show how the series will look and not be a glorified fan animation that fans already did better. [7/7]

instead being a straight run through of everything that happened as if it were natural. I watched the Pilot with my partner who knew nothing about Homestuck and they were confused the entire time and I was just whiplashed to the plot going so fast. I could go on and on, including how John says [6/7]

3-second gag. I found the original comic charming for one reason: It taps into my innate urge for adventure games. The fact that decisions others have made before are immortalized as lines of quirky text was funny. Sure its outdated but wouldn't it be? The Pilot doesn't have any of it, [5/7]

back to John's room essentially being half of Act 1 is obscene. And the fact that it's only 10 minutes makes it worse, it could've been fine as just half yet things just happen too fast to care. Nothing has a rhyme or reason to happen, John takes fake arms, John puts arms on cake, [4/7]

animated and being slightly charming with the designs. ... Okay enough stars, it was paced like a freight train ramming into brick wall. I knew from the trailer it would be an adaptation of Act 1, that much is obvious but it only being from John's room to the mail, to first strife, [3/7]

(I had seen fanart and heard it was one of the more infamous fandoms on the internet before) and I've only experienced both Act 1 and 2 in full and actually was incredibly invested in its weird story and dumb charm.

And then there's the Pilot. First off, I should compliment it for being well [2/7]

Ah yes. This must be the "Friend Inside Me" everyone is talking about.

Put a shirt on you s###

I always knew she was on the good stuff.

This gives me hat kid/hat adult vibes with the color scheme and any slight resemblance I see in art to another thing makes me happy.

100000000000/5

Yes

I will now be constantly thinking about this for the next two weeks, thank you very much

Great... now I will too