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Dare
@badicaldude.bsky.social
Part time comedian, full time nerd. The unholy offspring of Lightning and Death, Nephew of a Hip-Hop Legend, UCA Alumnus. I tell jokes sometimes.
This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER
July 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow
July 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today
April 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.
April 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.
April 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.
Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes?

Fuck ALL the way off.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.
April 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Case and mf point. 😂
April 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.
This is a disgraceful thing to publish.
April 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens
Sheryl Lee Ralph y'all.
April 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
April 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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I'll keep championing this until I'm blue in the face.
April 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Also best episode of Cribs ever!
Redman is top 5. One of the GOATs. Period.

Creative, innovative, one-of-a-kind flows, a master beat-picker, absolutely hilarious, and truly a genius with the pen.
Happy Birthday Redman! Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/RedmanHBD
April 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Dawg $20 at McDonald’s used to mean feeding 4 people with like $2.65 left over 😂😂😂
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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there are actual mildly annoying things that were pushed by liberal and progressive scolds and it's very funny that this guy can't even think of one of them and has to invent a situation no real person encountered
But for the “ordinary people with normal jobs” camp, the language absolutely changed and you had no say in it. You can check Zillow and Redfin right now- they do not have “master bedroom” anymore. Every homeowner had to update their language.
April 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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she refuses to give a straight answer and the man she lives with disappears from her life every few years when they’re sick of her Little Fucking Games? it’s me
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM