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Bad Horse
@badhorse.bsky.social
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A horse is a horse, unless it's the criminal mastermind behind the Evil League of Evil, of course. Watch your step or you'll end up like Wilbur.
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There's one guy who did.
It's a clock!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The worst person you know has a triangle, a line, and some arrows on his face because it's been analyzed by some crackpot who things you can prove things about people by face measurements or some shit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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These fuckers. I cannot hate them enough.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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My first thought would be "a lot"
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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The angry goose wants to know which identity and cultural issues and is done being polite about it.
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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*taps the sign*
He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets. -Rod Hilton
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Surprise surprise that was a lie. This is what they say now.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Reminds me a lot of when Kellyanne Conway tried to pull the same thing and go on background retroactively.
Kellyanne Conway attempts to talk about George Conway "as a person familiar with their relationship", and the reporter says no, you have to declare that ahead of time and you didn't.
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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They can leave
"Just walk out" skeleton "you can leave!!!" Meme If it sucks... Hit da bricks!!
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Man labeled "ICE" looking at a butterfly labeled "playing clarinet" and asking "is this a terrorism?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Reminds me of this classic
Sean Hannity with a conspiracy chart showing links between Toad and others in the mushroom kingdom and other mario-adjacent characters
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Yeah that looks "ready to wear" all right...

Look I'm all for artistic expression and all but what are we even doing here?
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Yes I'm sure they'll give a complete and impartial picture and not play things up for sensationalism and clicks.
A bunch of reporters all standing around a single trash can on its side with a small flame coming from it.
October 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I'm just sayin
Map of north and south america with some updated features like Long Chile and Ohio 2
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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And he didn't even bill them for it!
Quark is shocked and dismayed because something is free of charge
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Four Russian black ops soldiers standing in an elevator, preparing to murder a bunch of people in an airport. The leader is reminding them to "Remember: No Cuomo"
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Cyrus "the damn Virus" as portrayed by John Malkovich holding up a stuffed rabbit and threatening to shoot it with a gun.
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Earth has 4 corner Simultaneous 4-day TIME CUBE (Google time cube if you want to read the rest of this long unhinged rant)
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Prophecy is undefeated
Scene from a 2000-era Simpsons episode involving a flash forward to the future. President Lisa Simpson is telling her cabinet, "As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump."
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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So let me get this straight... "Cooking" is good but "cooked" is bad, right?
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A group of "journalists" all gathered around a single trashcan with a small flame inside. They are eagerly taking photos of the trashcan with rapt attention.
September 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I saw that quote and my mind immediately went to the classic.
"Did this happen?" Answered by a pie chart with a large blue section labeled "No" and a smaller yellow slice labeled "No but in yellow"
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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WWII style propaganda poster showing a shadow of a Nazi soldier surrendering at bayonet point, overlayed by a man in a red MAGA hat with a pepe image on his shirt in the same position. Captioned: "We beat 'em before... We'll beat 'em again!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Nah he's just stealing it from a movie because he doesn't have an original thought in his head
NYPD = Knock Your Punkass Down
September 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM