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the battle zone gates won't stop inflicting a vision upon me
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the battle zone gates won't stop inflicting a vision upon me
all I wanted was a screenshot fist-bumping my lil' baby gatorguy but now it looks like I ROCKED HIM IN THE CHOPS???
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
all I wanted was a screenshot fist-bumping my lil' baby gatorguy but now it looks like I ROCKED HIM IN THE CHOPS???
the next time a commercial uses that fucking word I swear—
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the next time a commercial uses that fucking word I swear—
finally watching Nosferatu (2024) and hey just wondering why does my man here talk like he's Count Orlok's nasty lil' findom paypiggy sending 'tributes' to his OnlyVamps
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
finally watching Nosferatu (2024) and hey just wondering why does my man here talk like he's Count Orlok's nasty lil' findom paypiggy sending 'tributes' to his OnlyVamps
>"@grok am i really seeing this thing in front of me?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
>"@grok am i really seeing this thing in front of me?"
okay but have you considered walking straight into the Sahara w/o water or provisions until you're a pile of bleached bone-dust scattered and indistinguishable amidst the sandy dunes, name and deeds scoured from all living memory
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
okay but have you considered walking straight into the Sahara w/o water or provisions until you're a pile of bleached bone-dust scattered and indistinguishable amidst the sandy dunes, name and deeds scoured from all living memory
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
Speaking of microtransaction-addicted games striking while the iron's cold, oh my GOD
September 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Speaking of microtransaction-addicted games striking while the iron's cold, oh my GOD
which, tbf, Let It Die was already a GaaS microtransactionpilled proto-gachaslopper trying to cash in on the Soulslike genre boom, but at least the visuals and soundtrack went hard as hell.
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
September 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
which, tbf, Let It Die was already a GaaS microtransactionpilled proto-gachaslopper trying to cash in on the Soulslike genre boom, but at least the visuals and soundtrack went hard as hell.
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
I've never started a run of Cataclysm without the buggy, imbalanced, Google-translated Nechronica mod crammed in there & at this point it'd just feel wrong roaming the apocalypse w/o the chance of encountering deadly, weaponized necromancy-dollgirls to fight and/or steal cybernetic implants from.
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've never started a run of Cataclysm without the buggy, imbalanced, Google-translated Nechronica mod crammed in there & at this point it'd just feel wrong roaming the apocalypse w/o the chance of encountering deadly, weaponized necromancy-dollgirls to fight and/or steal cybernetic implants from.
[COLONEL CAMPBELL] “Be careful, Snake; that's Outer Heaven's premiere demolitions expert—*Launch Haitian!* They say he can curve even an unguided warhead with the grace of a Nikita…!”
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
[COLONEL CAMPBELL] “Be careful, Snake; that's Outer Heaven's premiere demolitions expert—*Launch Haitian!* They say he can curve even an unguided warhead with the grace of a Nikita…!”
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
creative types, where're you finding accurate sources for region-specific character names these days?
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
August 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
creative types, where're you finding accurate sources for region-specific character names these days?
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
really Battlefield don't call me again 'til you're back on REAL gamer shit
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
August 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
really Battlefield don't call me again 'til you're back on REAL gamer shit
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
such is the ouevre of kojima that bro could catch these women swapping spit behind a shipping truck in the cargo hold & go right to rubbing his chin and wistfully musing "Ah... I see you've been sharing breath; allowing your Ka to mingle, like the Ancient Egyptians! They believed—"
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
August 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
such is the ouevre of kojima that bro could catch these women swapping spit behind a shipping truck in the cargo hold & go right to rubbing his chin and wistfully musing "Ah... I see you've been sharing breath; allowing your Ka to mingle, like the Ancient Egyptians! They believed—"
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
See, it ALMOST had my vibe down if not for the utterly out-of-pocket 'Hates Weird People' it chucked in there when I am Pretty Categorically A Weird People
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
See, it ALMOST had my vibe down if not for the utterly out-of-pocket 'Hates Weird People' it chucked in there when I am Pretty Categorically A Weird People
??? what exactly am I meant to infer as the intended consumer use-case based on these context clues? huh? straight up, y'want me to FUCK the NOODLES, what are you even ASKING OF ME, NONGSHIM INC. USA
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
??? what exactly am I meant to infer as the intended consumer use-case based on these context clues? huh? straight up, y'want me to FUCK the NOODLES, what are you even ASKING OF ME, NONGSHIM INC. USA
it may, perhaps, be unbecoming for one of my lowly station, a mere porter, to insinuate such things, but BRO THERE ARE MAYBE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ASSIGN ME THAN DELIVERING NECROMANCY YEAST FOR QUANTUM DEATH PIZZA
August 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it may, perhaps, be unbecoming for one of my lowly station, a mere porter, to insinuate such things, but BRO THERE ARE MAYBE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ASSIGN ME THAN DELIVERING NECROMANCY YEAST FOR QUANTUM DEATH PIZZA
Now, I'm not NECESSARILY saying the pacing of DS2's story beats is janky, but sometimes—
>after hours of plotless busywork, be rewarded w/ multiple cutscenes of exposition on illicit baby-ghost tech horrors
>open next mandatory mission
>"SAM. You Must Now... ACTIVATE The PIZZA MAN"
#deathstranding2
>after hours of plotless busywork, be rewarded w/ multiple cutscenes of exposition on illicit baby-ghost tech horrors
>open next mandatory mission
>"SAM. You Must Now... ACTIVATE The PIZZA MAN"
#deathstranding2
August 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Now, I'm not NECESSARILY saying the pacing of DS2's story beats is janky, but sometimes—
>after hours of plotless busywork, be rewarded w/ multiple cutscenes of exposition on illicit baby-ghost tech horrors
>open next mandatory mission
>"SAM. You Must Now... ACTIVATE The PIZZA MAN"
#deathstranding2
>after hours of plotless busywork, be rewarded w/ multiple cutscenes of exposition on illicit baby-ghost tech horrors
>open next mandatory mission
>"SAM. You Must Now... ACTIVATE The PIZZA MAN"
#deathstranding2
~Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August~
August 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
~Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August~
eeyeup, got'cher special delivery, mister ex-military mountain bunker prepper-man, lemmie just check the manifest, m'kay, got your gun, your training gear, survival supplies, aaaaaaaaand your... Labubu.
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
July 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
eeyeup, got'cher special delivery, mister ex-military mountain bunker prepper-man, lemmie just check the manifest, m'kay, got your gun, your training gear, survival supplies, aaaaaaaaand your... Labubu.
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
how is this 3-second shot the Frenchest thing I've seen in a videogame all year when it shared a release window with CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPÉDITION 33
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
July 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
how is this 3-second shot the Frenchest thing I've seen in a videogame all year when it shared a release window with CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPÉDITION 33
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
forget the rest of the game I'd be cool w/ just another 40-50 hours of watching mocapped Guillermo as Mr. Silly Death-Science Man delivering exposition on the esoteric neophysics of the post-apocalypse w/ lil' nursery toys
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
July 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
forget the rest of the game I'd be cool w/ just another 40-50 hours of watching mocapped Guillermo as Mr. Silly Death-Science Man delivering exposition on the esoteric neophysics of the post-apocalypse w/ lil' nursery toys
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
tactical gig economy delivery worker parenting action............ 2️⃣!!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
tactical gig economy delivery worker parenting action............ 2️⃣!!!!!
be honest. i'm going to ask you to be honest with me. when you die, do you REALLY want your mortal remains delivered to their final destination in a boring, slow, lumbering old hearse, all been-there-done-that,
or do you want to do some fucking STUNTS?????
or do you want to do some fucking STUNTS?????
July 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
be honest. i'm going to ask you to be honest with me. when you die, do you REALLY want your mortal remains delivered to their final destination in a boring, slow, lumbering old hearse, all been-there-done-that,
or do you want to do some fucking STUNTS?????
or do you want to do some fucking STUNTS?????
/...The memory of that one time Josh ran over Oprah fills you with [DETERMINATION].../
July 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
/...The memory of that one time Josh ran over Oprah fills you with [DETERMINATION].../
tbf if you think about it, Higgs kinda WAS just trying to awaken the [Traces of Gro-Goroth, Old God Of Human Sacrifices] and sate its unending lust for death, except... through the vessel of a generically-attractive blonde white woman instead of. yknow. whatever that is.
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
tbf if you think about it, Higgs kinda WAS just trying to awaken the [Traces of Gro-Goroth, Old God Of Human Sacrifices] and sate its unending lust for death, except... through the vessel of a generically-attractive blonde white woman instead of. yknow. whatever that is.