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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Filmmaker (WHAT LIES WEST) and formerly a little Twitter famous. Married to @sean-a-tiger.bsky.social, writes with @nicksinnott.com
A lot of times I don’t react to skin stuff that I definitely can’t eat. Also the extract might be from the seeds and you may not be allergic to that part
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s so strange that the people who are surrounded by sick people day in and out seem to be the most likely to go “couldn’t be me!!”
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
We’ve had warnings about this flu season for like 6 weeks and I’ve seen multiple nurses be like “I can’t possibly figure out why I’m fainting and coughing!”
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Say what you will about Joe Biden, and I can say plenty, but he never said “and hey, folks, I’m gonna give a billion dollars to bring back cool guy sunglasses, I just like em is all.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
(If they are ok with swearing and British innuendo)
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
THE GRINCH WAS MAKING MARINARA
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
See you’re one of the smart people considering weather!
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Magnificent!
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
stark but stunning!
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Great pick, I’d need something by a stream maybe, a little falls.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hobbit-like or elf-like?
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Also excellent for escaping the zombie apocalypse
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ooooh yesss
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well that’s oddly specific!
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The first dinosaurs were not scientifically described until the 1800s
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
FUCK Jane Seymour.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So…not dinosaurs.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think, to be sure, she is beautiful, the most beautiful, beautiful like a horse, a spotted horse, not Appaloosa but the other kind, running free on the plains, despite her captivity by men, terrible men, men who try to bridle her, their bridle leathery, men she can defeat, thanks to her hooves
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Like I’ll be honest, 70% chance he’s just doing general raving misogyny, but maybe 30%???
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM