Michael Serpe
@badcaseofserpes.bsky.social
Actor/Activist/Singer/Comedian/Rapper/Stage Fighter
He/Him
He/Him
(Tips orange and blue fedora)
M'ets Starting Lineup
M'ets Starting Lineup
June 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
(Tips orange and blue fedora)
M'ets Starting Lineup
M'ets Starting Lineup
Catholics during Papal Conclave are just like me after I've had too many drinks. We want THE SMOKE
May 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Catholics during Papal Conclave are just like me after I've had too many drinks. We want THE SMOKE
The new Pope is from Chicago? Oh we getting that deep dish Body of Christ now
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The new Pope is from Chicago? Oh we getting that deep dish Body of Christ now
We got an American Pope before GTA 6
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We got an American Pope before GTA 6
"Diverticulitis? I barely know herticulitis!"
"Mr. Serpe, I'm going to need you to pay attention, this is a very serious diagnosis"
"Yes doctor."
"Mr. Serpe, I'm going to need you to pay attention, this is a very serious diagnosis"
"Yes doctor."
May 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Diverticulitis? I barely know herticulitis!"
"Mr. Serpe, I'm going to need you to pay attention, this is a very serious diagnosis"
"Yes doctor."
"Mr. Serpe, I'm going to need you to pay attention, this is a very serious diagnosis"
"Yes doctor."
Fun fact: When Catholics in Philadelphia receive Holy Communion, they can choose to have the body of Christ "Wit" onions or "Witout"
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fun fact: When Catholics in Philadelphia receive Holy Communion, they can choose to have the body of Christ "Wit" onions or "Witout"
Reposted by Michael Serpe
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
Here are some fun facts:
1) The Department of Education has set up a website where you can report schools for DEI at enddei.ed.gov?fbclid=PAY2x...
2) The form has a 450 word limit.
3) The longest word in the English language is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Have fun!
1) The Department of Education has set up a website where you can report schools for DEI at enddei.ed.gov?fbclid=PAY2x...
2) The form has a 450 word limit.
3) The longest word in the English language is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Have fun!
Department of Education FormLock
enddei.ed.gov
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Here are some fun facts:
1) The Department of Education has set up a website where you can report schools for DEI at enddei.ed.gov?fbclid=PAY2x...
2) The form has a 450 word limit.
3) The longest word in the English language is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Have fun!
1) The Department of Education has set up a website where you can report schools for DEI at enddei.ed.gov?fbclid=PAY2x...
2) The form has a 450 word limit.
3) The longest word in the English language is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
Have fun!
RIP Kingda Ka. We barely knew ye. Because ye were always closed for repairs.
February 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
RIP Kingda Ka. We barely knew ye. Because ye were always closed for repairs.
(Singer of Drowning Pool voice)
🎵Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the...
SCOOOOOORE!!!🎶
🎵Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the...
SCOOOOOORE!!!🎶
February 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(Singer of Drowning Pool voice)
🎵Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the...
SCOOOOOORE!!!🎶
🎵Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the...
SCOOOOOORE!!!🎶
Hey wait a minute. If the Rock gets Cody's soul, where's Cody going to keep his adrenaline?
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hey wait a minute. If the Rock gets Cody's soul, where's Cody going to keep his adrenaline?
Chess Teacher: And the Queen can move in any direction
Me, snapping: Yes she can. Go off matriarch. Mother is mothering.
Me, snapping: Yes she can. Go off matriarch. Mother is mothering.
February 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Chess Teacher: And the Queen can move in any direction
Me, snapping: Yes she can. Go off matriarch. Mother is mothering.
Me, snapping: Yes she can. Go off matriarch. Mother is mothering.
"It's so clear!" - Me at 9 years old, watching Weezer's "Buddy Holly" video that was included with Windows 95 that might as well have been animated with goddamn sand art
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"It's so clear!" - Me at 9 years old, watching Weezer's "Buddy Holly" video that was included with Windows 95 that might as well have been animated with goddamn sand art
Reposted by Michael Serpe
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Justin Trudeau is stepping down as Prime Minister of Canada. He said he's looking forward to spending more time with his cans of black face paint
January 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Justin Trudeau is stepping down as Prime Minister of Canada. He said he's looking forward to spending more time with his cans of black face paint
🎵I'm singing in the rain
The song's public domain
What a confusing feeling
The film's not fair game🎶
The song's public domain
What a confusing feeling
The film's not fair game🎶
January 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎵I'm singing in the rain
The song's public domain
What a confusing feeling
The film's not fair game🎶
The song's public domain
What a confusing feeling
The film's not fair game🎶
Reposted by Michael Serpe
You know why I love reading? These days it’s one of the few respites from being constantly advertised to.
December 31, 2024 at 4:54 AM
You know why I love reading? These days it’s one of the few respites from being constantly advertised to.
I'm surprised Nintendo didn't try to sue Sabrina Carpenter over that line in Espresso
December 5, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I'm surprised Nintendo didn't try to sue Sabrina Carpenter over that line in Espresso
8 months, 9 songs and a lawsuit later and we STILL don't know if Drake has ever played "Have You Ever?"
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM
8 months, 9 songs and a lawsuit later and we STILL don't know if Drake has ever played "Have You Ever?"
What does Lil Wayne do with the pipe while he's recording the verse?
December 5, 2024 at 2:44 PM
What does Lil Wayne do with the pipe while he's recording the verse?
"We come to this place for magic." - Me, walking into The Magic Castle
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
"We come to this place for magic." - Me, walking into The Magic Castle
How dare Kendrick release an album when I left my airpods at home?
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
How dare Kendrick release an album when I left my airpods at home?
I'm all for letting your freak flag fly and not hiding who you are, but Theatre People, this is our chance to show everyone that we're normal. Please don't sing along with the Wicked movie UNTIL the sing along cut comes out on Christmas.
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I'm all for letting your freak flag fly and not hiding who you are, but Theatre People, this is our chance to show everyone that we're normal. Please don't sing along with the Wicked movie UNTIL the sing along cut comes out on Christmas.
Reposted by Michael Serpe
AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride.
"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride.
"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
If you're looking for a cost-effective way to heat your home this winter, just get a crummy laptop to try to run Vampire Survivors
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
If you're looking for a cost-effective way to heat your home this winter, just get a crummy laptop to try to run Vampire Survivors