is butterbean ok?
@backhurtsow.bsky.social
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel
Me fighting through the global oligarchy’s AI hunter-seekers so I can hit the Earth factory reset hidden in Vladimir Lenin’s ass
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me fighting through the global oligarchy’s AI hunter-seekers so I can hit the Earth factory reset hidden in Vladimir Lenin’s ass
Huge day for him
September 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Huge day for him
I’d like to transplant my brain that’s being assaulted with psychic damage on an hourly basis with whatever this writer has in their cranium instead.
Truly remarkable to pen this right now
Truly remarkable to pen this right now
September 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’d like to transplant my brain that’s being assaulted with psychic damage on an hourly basis with whatever this writer has in their cranium instead.
Truly remarkable to pen this right now
Truly remarkable to pen this right now
Stand by for an important announcement from the White House
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Stand by for an important announcement from the White House
T-Rex: Rarrrrrr I’m da king of da dinos look how fearsome I am
The gentle Stegosaurus:
The gentle Stegosaurus:
August 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
T-Rex: Rarrrrrr I’m da king of da dinos look how fearsome I am
The gentle Stegosaurus:
The gentle Stegosaurus:
Young Sheldon?!
August 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Young Sheldon?!
Come and take it
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🛒
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Come and take it
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🛒
An endangered bird died to give me this answer
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
An endangered bird died to give me this answer
me when i shidt in my pants
July 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
me when i shidt in my pants
This and a dog that looks like Sam Elliott
July 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This and a dog that looks like Sam Elliott
lmao so easy to be cynical about this but this rules actually
July 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
lmao so easy to be cynical about this but this rules actually
A word of support and a prayer for my man Chris! Last I heard he was holed up in the woods taking fire from the scum of the earth 😖😖😖
July 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A word of support and a prayer for my man Chris! Last I heard he was holed up in the woods taking fire from the scum of the earth 😖😖😖
This and a gas station dick pill got broadleaf weeds thinking I’m the grim reaper
July 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This and a gas station dick pill got broadleaf weeds thinking I’m the grim reaper
Sorry babe, the ballpark melodies stay ON during sex
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sorry babe, the ballpark melodies stay ON during sex
This is what the Castellanos dinger is gonna look like when trump gets Julius Caesar’d in the rose garden
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is what the Castellanos dinger is gonna look like when trump gets Julius Caesar’d in the rose garden
You really gotta get out of the states for wildlife encounters that allow up close interaction at the risk of your small children getting infectious laceration wounds
July 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You really gotta get out of the states for wildlife encounters that allow up close interaction at the risk of your small children getting infectious laceration wounds
Shaking my head during Hozier anti-imperialism deck so everyone knows I disapprove
June 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Shaking my head during Hozier anti-imperialism deck so everyone knows I disapprove
My girl say she wanna spoink I ram her til she splash
June 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My girl say she wanna spoink I ram her til she splash
Starting every day here to gaslight myself so I don’t ***** my car with *** and ****** in the trunk into the *** processing facility in **********
June 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Starting every day here to gaslight myself so I don’t ***** my car with *** and ****** in the trunk into the *** processing facility in **********
Two things I remember most from my first PPV I went to
1.) it sucked
2.) Sabu stepped through the curtain and launched a chair so high and far down the ramp that the chances of it sailing into the crowd were clearly not given a single thought RIP the goat
1.) it sucked
2.) Sabu stepped through the curtain and launched a chair so high and far down the ramp that the chances of it sailing into the crowd were clearly not given a single thought RIP the goat
June 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Two things I remember most from my first PPV I went to
1.) it sucked
2.) Sabu stepped through the curtain and launched a chair so high and far down the ramp that the chances of it sailing into the crowd were clearly not given a single thought RIP the goat
1.) it sucked
2.) Sabu stepped through the curtain and launched a chair so high and far down the ramp that the chances of it sailing into the crowd were clearly not given a single thought RIP the goat
That’s the fuckin wall brother!
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That’s the fuckin wall brother!
The half price cbd gummy vs my repressed trauma trying to ruin my day off
June 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The half price cbd gummy vs my repressed trauma trying to ruin my day off