Me, proudly wearing my fanciest tin foil hat: “So, is this why MTG is resigning her seat?”
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me, proudly wearing my fanciest tin foil hat: “So, is this why MTG is resigning her seat?”
Does everyone really believe that retailers have had a record breaking weekend? I don’t.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Does everyone really believe that retailers have had a record breaking weekend? I don’t.
I’m done with the dems. Hell I’m done with politics. Go ahead and hand this country over to the devil. I’m sure as shit not gonna fight if you aren’t.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m done with the dems. Hell I’m done with politics. Go ahead and hand this country over to the devil. I’m sure as shit not gonna fight if you aren’t.
So I’ve been off work for 5 weeks for nothing? What was all of this for? You could have folded like a cheap suit weeks ago!
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So I’ve been off work for 5 weeks for nothing? What was all of this for? You could have folded like a cheap suit weeks ago!
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Geezus! Sandwich yeeting is going to run rampant. Did the jury even consider the ramifications?!?
a police officer wearing a hat and a blue shirt
ALT: a police officer wearing a hat and a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Geezus! Sandwich yeeting is going to run rampant. Did the jury even consider the ramifications?!?
Mamdani didn’t waste his campaign breath on Trump’s sorry ass. He stayed on HIS message at all times. Take heed, @democrats.org.
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Mamdani didn’t waste his campaign breath on Trump’s sorry ass. He stayed on HIS message at all times. Take heed, @democrats.org.
When is somebody gonna stand up? I’m starting to actually get scared.
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When is somebody gonna stand up? I’m starting to actually get scared.
At first, I thought Task wasn’t going to be as good as Mare of Easttown. I was so wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
At first, I thought Task wasn’t going to be as good as Mare of Easttown. I was so wrong.
I’m judging Justin Trudeau so hard right now
October 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m judging Justin Trudeau so hard right now
Fuck them farmers.
October 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fuck them farmers.
Gavin Newsome’s Twitter account is reaching Wendy’s-level status, and I’m just glad somebody’s is finally excited about something for chrissakes.
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Gavin Newsome’s Twitter account is reaching Wendy’s-level status, and I’m just glad somebody’s is finally excited about something for chrissakes.
The last five years of my life has been exclusively devoted to ensuring my kids know every pop culture reference from the 90’s. What specific diagnosis is this a symptom of?
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The last five years of my life has been exclusively devoted to ensuring my kids know every pop culture reference from the 90’s. What specific diagnosis is this a symptom of?
Say what you will about Lena Dunham. Yeah, she’s white and Jewish (I didn’t associate any judgment with those words, you did). But Too Much is just enough. And, also, everything. She writes every fat girl’s fantasy, and, if you can’t get that, then sod right off.
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Say what you will about Lena Dunham. Yeah, she’s white and Jewish (I didn’t associate any judgment with those words, you did). But Too Much is just enough. And, also, everything. She writes every fat girl’s fantasy, and, if you can’t get that, then sod right off.
What’ll it take to get Germany to repay the favor and liberate our concentration camps? Pretttttty pleeeeeeaaaaaase.
July 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What’ll it take to get Germany to repay the favor and liberate our concentration camps? Pretttttty pleeeeeeaaaaaase.
Chicken. Shit.
Sen Lisa Murkowski (R-AK): "This has been an awful process—a frantic rush to meet an artificial deadline that has tested every limit of this institution. While we have worked to improve the present bill for Alaska, it is not good enough for the rest of our nation—and we all know it"
July 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Chicken. Shit.
Hey, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk you!🖕🏼
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hey, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk you!🖕🏼
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As a side note, this is why many of us have criticized the Gaza campaign.
In one night, Israel hit Iran’s air defenses, leadership, top scientists, *and* damaged nuclear sites.
They’re elite—and precise—when they want to be.
In one night, Israel hit Iran’s air defenses, leadership, top scientists, *and* damaged nuclear sites.
They’re elite—and precise—when they want to be.
June 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
As a side note, this is why many of us have criticized the Gaza campaign.
In one night, Israel hit Iran’s air defenses, leadership, top scientists, *and* damaged nuclear sites.
They’re elite—and precise—when they want to be.
In one night, Israel hit Iran’s air defenses, leadership, top scientists, *and* damaged nuclear sites.
They’re elite—and precise—when they want to be.
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The way Pam Bondi says “sennence”. She passed the bar like Trump is Ivy educated.
June 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The way Pam Bondi says “sennence”. She passed the bar like Trump is Ivy educated.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
Can’t say I’m not enjoying this season of MAGA where the new character does their damndest to kill off the main character. Hope it’s like @vanderpumprules.bsky.social and shit blows up so spectacularly that they have to recast the whole damn show.😋
June 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Can’t say I’m not enjoying this season of MAGA where the new character does their damndest to kill off the main character. Hope it’s like @vanderpumprules.bsky.social and shit blows up so spectacularly that they have to recast the whole damn show.😋
Under his dumbass eye.
June 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Under his dumbass eye.
Wow! I could Nazi this coming.
June 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wow! I could Nazi this coming.
Tapper beating up on Biden for sundowning at 82 years old while Trump faked an assassination attempt and probably stole an election. What a scoop, @jaketapper.bsky.social! Joe Biden is old.
May 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tapper beating up on Biden for sundowning at 82 years old while Trump faked an assassination attempt and probably stole an election. What a scoop, @jaketapper.bsky.social! Joe Biden is old.