Josh B2
@b2josh.bsky.social
DC. He/him 🏳️🌈 🎮 and avid 🛳 er of many fandoms. Eldegoss is my spirit Pokémon. Sadly my portrait refused to age for me and the 40s have come for me.
Won’t someone think of the poor femboys?
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Won’t someone think of the poor femboys?
I presume they still get hit with catfishers and bots and assume that’s how appealing they are that they can put that bio up and still get so many hits.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I presume they still get hit with catfishers and bots and assume that’s how appealing they are that they can put that bio up and still get so many hits.
I misread this assuming he’d be the kinda creep to date a teenager, and that was who you meant in his generosity to his teenager when retiring and 🤮 in my mouth a little.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I misread this assuming he’d be the kinda creep to date a teenager, and that was who you meant in his generosity to his teenager when retiring and 🤮 in my mouth a little.
I feel like fruitcake was not the final flavor but the nickname for the food scientist In Charge of holiday flavor development.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I feel like fruitcake was not the final flavor but the nickname for the food scientist In Charge of holiday flavor development.
Or maybe sponge bob. Lots of gifs of him flipping crabby patty burgers :-p
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Or maybe sponge bob. Lots of gifs of him flipping crabby patty burgers :-p
Give him a giant pancake flipping spatula and have him bounce in the handle end till Sproing!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Give him a giant pancake flipping spatula and have him bounce in the handle end till Sproing!!
What the heck are they smoking in Idaho? They love him harder than ever in potato country. >_>
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What the heck are they smoking in Idaho? They love him harder than ever in potato country. >_>
Be careful now. Don’t want to end up hospitalized after a stunt spending the next 15 years in a medical coma until your insurance runs out in Nov 22, 2040. She didn’t say you’d live well till
Then did she? ^_~
Then did she? ^_~
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Be careful now. Don’t want to end up hospitalized after a stunt spending the next 15 years in a medical coma until your insurance runs out in Nov 22, 2040. She didn’t say you’d live well till
Then did she? ^_~
Then did she? ^_~
Koalas are not only stupid. They are Wracked with chlamydia. And far less benign and harmless than their appearance would lead you to believe. You may be onto something here 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Koalas are not only stupid. They are Wracked with chlamydia. And far less benign and harmless than their appearance would lead you to believe. You may be onto something here 🤔
Also who on earth doesn’t want “jams” while working out? What conversation with a perving dude is better than a 120 bpm treadmill mix!?
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Also who on earth doesn’t want “jams” while working out? What conversation with a perving dude is better than a 120 bpm treadmill mix!?
Mr wright, This is why I support people moving from invisible ear buds to whopping big “I cannot hear you” headphones when on the bus/metro
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mr wright, This is why I support people moving from invisible ear buds to whopping big “I cannot hear you” headphones when on the bus/metro
50+ women 25 years ago: yes. Finally. I’m too old for all the guys hunting for inappropriately younger than them women.
Chemist at Pfizer working on viagra: I can fix that!! ^_^
Chemist at Pfizer working on viagra: I can fix that!! ^_^
a cartoon character with futurama written on the top
Alt: Hubert Farnsworth, incredibly old mad scientist dude from futurama, probably laughing maniacally at the invention of ultra viagra, a nanobit pill that rebuilds withered genitals and makes them erect, for the century + older man New genitals may remain erect for 40+ days before finally withering and falling off in some rare cases. Do not call your doctor. She will only laugh.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
50+ women 25 years ago: yes. Finally. I’m too old for all the guys hunting for inappropriately younger than them women.
Chemist at Pfizer working on viagra: I can fix that!! ^_^
Chemist at Pfizer working on viagra: I can fix that!! ^_^