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All the libel that's fit to print! The finest newspaper in the New Mexico Territory; serving the charming yokels and hucksters of Varmint Vale and the greater Colorado Plateau desert, and the various things that creep about the sands under the stars.
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CRIME: A visibly hungover Sheriff Danson arrested a cryin' baby this mornin', chargin' the poor soul with "disturbin' the peace."

"It's got so a man can't- oh dear Cowboy God my head- can't even get a moment's peace an' quiet without some infernal racket ruinin' the day," The sheriff explained.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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zion national park, springdale, utah, 1987
zion national park, springdale, utah, 1987
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Sedillo, New Mexico
Pop: 911

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December 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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apache canyon trading post, gas station, routes 62 & 180, whites city, new mexico, 1993
apache canyon trading post, gas station, routes 62 & 180, whites city, new mexico, 1993
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Cactus Flats, Arizona
Pop: 1,378

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December 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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A NIGHT BY THE FIRESIDE, CAMPING OUT ON THE DESERT OF THE SOUTHWEST: Yer waitin' on the delivery of the long-missin' newspaper with yer pal Pontificatin' Peppery Poor Petrified Prospectin' Peepin' Percussive Pecos Pete, when he turns an' drunkenly asks: "Y'ever heard th' story o' R'punzel?"
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Lake Powell

#photography #naturephoto
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Los Cerrillos, New Mexico
Pop: 260

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November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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As someone who switched out of pre-law after a professor took me aside and (very kindly) told me that I'd basically never be taken seriously by a jury because of my breast size...

Shit. Guess I could have gotten a job after all.
gtconway.bsky.social George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 9d
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Dressing as Pavita Pechugona for Thanksgiving next year. Surely my mother-in-law will love that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I have been cursed with knowledge of the Cuban Boob Turkey, which I had somehow managed to evade ever learning about my entire life thusfar. It was a good run.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Horizon City, Texas
Pop: 19,642

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November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Oh my fucking god the sheer number of people on this goddamn website who take every single joke as an excuse to start virtue signaling is too damn high. I'm just gonna start blocking everyone who takes posts made by the undead squirrel cowpoke newspaper as literal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A saguaro boxing robot operator with #yelloweyes for #BirdOfTheDay

Western Screech Owl 📷🌿🪶 #BOTD
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November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Does everybody wear their sexy robe horseback riding?
A lady on a white horse wearing a black cowboy hat (the lady, not the horse) wearing a long black fur lined robe while riding in some kind of mountain rage which looks all purple and majestic. The words say women’s sexy feather bridal robe long wedding scarf illusion bathrobe sleepwear lingerie robe nightgown
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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POLITICO (V @politico Ever been slapped by breasts?
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Lake Powell

#naturephoto #nature
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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At some point it's gonna come out that the real reason for a not-insignificant percentage of the decline in American political journalism is that the journalists all have fetishes for the oldest and most disgusting people alive. I'd never considered this before but it seems very obvious now.
brunodias.bsky.social Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 20d
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Like all men but more so, he was a hunter. In a literal sense, he used not a bullet but a bird. It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery. He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his own pleasure and torment. He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself. I understood this just as I came to understand the range of his kinks and complexes and how they fit within what I thought I understood of his soul.
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Cameron, Arizona
Pop: 1,077

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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Bent, New Mexico
Pop: 56

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November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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WEATHER: At 2:15 PM tomorrow you'll be riding out all by yer lonesome near Dry Gulch when a single bottle o' ranch dressin'll fall out of a cloudless sky directly in front of you. It's wet an' sticky, an' appears... used.

Ain't no one 'round in any direction far as the eye can see.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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San Luis, New Mexico
Pop: 204

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November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Sells, Arizona
Pop: 2,749

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November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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🔭 Road to the Galactic Centre

Image Credit & Copyright: Michael Abramyan

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The picture shows the a composite image of Monument Valley, Utah, USA in the foreground, and the plane of the Milky-Way Galaxy including the Galactic Centre in the background. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I used to do one of those Q&A things like once a year back when I had a personal/non-Azure Eye News account and the funniest part was the people looking up That Word after hearing it for the first time and their reactions ranging from horror to sympathy to something unlocking in their brain lol.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM