A.Z. Fell, Esq.
@azfell-esq.bsky.social
Former entity of love, current entity immersed in same.
A gentleman pursuing leisure and The Arts.
Antagonism will be hushed.
*All typographical errors due to demon proximity.*
A gentleman pursuing leisure and The Arts.
Antagonism will be hushed.
*All typographical errors due to demon proximity.*
Well, I'll tell you one.
*leans in close, whispers in demon's ear*
Maybe we should discuss that?
*winks*
*leans in close, whispers in demon's ear*
Maybe we should discuss that?
*winks*
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Well, I'll tell you one.
*leans in close, whispers in demon's ear*
Maybe we should discuss that?
*winks*
*leans in close, whispers in demon's ear*
Maybe we should discuss that?
*winks*
"The Ivy Driver"?
"Mr. Mister"?
"Mr. Mister"?
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"The Ivy Driver"?
"Mr. Mister"?
"Mr. Mister"?
You could call yourself "The Plant Ranter."
"Fern Flogger"?
"Fern Flogger"?
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You could call yourself "The Plant Ranter."
"Fern Flogger"?
"Fern Flogger"?
The drawer is always unlocked, my dear.
But I do consider it private.
I know I can trust you to respect that.
But I do consider it private.
I know I can trust you to respect that.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The drawer is always unlocked, my dear.
But I do consider it private.
I know I can trust you to respect that.
But I do consider it private.
I know I can trust you to respect that.
*leaning over slightly, looking over top of tiny spectacles to see what bedmate is reading, returns to newest issue of English Home*
Perhaps you should offer penning a guest column on plant care?
Perhaps you should offer penning a guest column on plant care?
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
*leaning over slightly, looking over top of tiny spectacles to see what bedmate is reading, returns to newest issue of English Home*
Perhaps you should offer penning a guest column on plant care?
Perhaps you should offer penning a guest column on plant care?
Very good information all around!
I shall fold this Proposal into neat thirds and place it (chronologically) in the Things to Discuss drawer in my personal desk, to be revisited in *checks calendar* February.
Thank you all!
I shall fold this Proposal into neat thirds and place it (chronologically) in the Things to Discuss drawer in my personal desk, to be revisited in *checks calendar* February.
Thank you all!
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Very good information all around!
I shall fold this Proposal into neat thirds and place it (chronologically) in the Things to Discuss drawer in my personal desk, to be revisited in *checks calendar* February.
Thank you all!
I shall fold this Proposal into neat thirds and place it (chronologically) in the Things to Discuss drawer in my personal desk, to be revisited in *checks calendar* February.
Thank you all!
...the uncomfortable shoulder-brushing with an oftentimes reticent partner in a suddenly smaller shared space, and the love of a fine wallpaper or delicately verdigrised bronze sconce.
To the elegantly stalwart #MrsM, you will be missed.
Godspeed, my dear.
✨️
To the elegantly stalwart #MrsM, you will be missed.
Godspeed, my dear.
✨️
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
...the uncomfortable shoulder-brushing with an oftentimes reticent partner in a suddenly smaller shared space, and the love of a fine wallpaper or delicately verdigrised bronze sconce.
To the elegantly stalwart #MrsM, you will be missed.
Godspeed, my dear.
✨️
To the elegantly stalwart #MrsM, you will be missed.
Godspeed, my dear.
✨️
@baddie48ofarse.bsky.social
*slips you £20 note, pours another sherry*
*slips you £20 note, pours another sherry*
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@baddie48ofarse.bsky.social
*slips you £20 note, pours another sherry*
*slips you £20 note, pours another sherry*
This is accurate.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is accurate.
Well, I suppose...
Oh.
OH.
You meant the Cat, correct?
Oh.
OH.
You meant the Cat, correct?
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Well, I suppose...
Oh.
OH.
You meant the Cat, correct?
Oh.
OH.
You meant the Cat, correct?
Apparently, the Cat think you need looking after.
And I think it's very sweet.
And I think it's very sweet.
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Apparently, the Cat think you need looking after.
And I think it's very sweet.
And I think it's very sweet.
You looked very cozy.
I resisted disturbing the slumber.
I resisted disturbing the slumber.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You looked very cozy.
I resisted disturbing the slumber.
I resisted disturbing the slumber.
Do you know, my dear...
I rather believe The Cat is bringing these morsels to feed you, and he is unimpressed by my ability to nourish a serpent.
You might be The Cat's large, mostly hairless kitten.
He did sleep beside you for a fair bit yesterday.
I rather believe The Cat is bringing these morsels to feed you, and he is unimpressed by my ability to nourish a serpent.
You might be The Cat's large, mostly hairless kitten.
He did sleep beside you for a fair bit yesterday.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do you know, my dear...
I rather believe The Cat is bringing these morsels to feed you, and he is unimpressed by my ability to nourish a serpent.
You might be The Cat's large, mostly hairless kitten.
He did sleep beside you for a fair bit yesterday.
I rather believe The Cat is bringing these morsels to feed you, and he is unimpressed by my ability to nourish a serpent.
You might be The Cat's large, mostly hairless kitten.
He did sleep beside you for a fair bit yesterday.
Anything for you, my darling.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anything for you, my darling.
Well, I do think it would be fair play to give him at least a slim fighting chance.
I should reserve the big guns for further discussions.
I should reserve the big guns for further discussions.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Well, I do think it would be fair play to give him at least a slim fighting chance.
I should reserve the big guns for further discussions.
I should reserve the big guns for further discussions.
This sounds just up Crowley's street!
He might enjoy having his very own Feathered Flotilla of Doom.
Are the... "excretions"... suitable for garden use?
I have experienced the surprisingly viscous quality, when distractedly stepping my (pristine) Balmoral into an area of, er, "duck castings."
He might enjoy having his very own Feathered Flotilla of Doom.
Are the... "excretions"... suitable for garden use?
I have experienced the surprisingly viscous quality, when distractedly stepping my (pristine) Balmoral into an area of, er, "duck castings."
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This sounds just up Crowley's street!
He might enjoy having his very own Feathered Flotilla of Doom.
Are the... "excretions"... suitable for garden use?
I have experienced the surprisingly viscous quality, when distractedly stepping my (pristine) Balmoral into an area of, er, "duck castings."
He might enjoy having his very own Feathered Flotilla of Doom.
Are the... "excretions"... suitable for garden use?
I have experienced the surprisingly viscous quality, when distractedly stepping my (pristine) Balmoral into an area of, er, "duck castings."
*tiptoes back into kitchen to refill tea mug, finds dead mouse in centre of kitchen rug*
The Cat is very kind.
I think.
*carefully places mouse under glass cheese dome on counter, refills tea, tiptoes back to bed*
The Cat is very kind.
I think.
*carefully places mouse under glass cheese dome on counter, refills tea, tiptoes back to bed*
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
*tiptoes back into kitchen to refill tea mug, finds dead mouse in centre of kitchen rug*
The Cat is very kind.
I think.
*carefully places mouse under glass cheese dome on counter, refills tea, tiptoes back to bed*
The Cat is very kind.
I think.
*carefully places mouse under glass cheese dome on counter, refills tea, tiptoes back to bed*
*tiptoes into darkened lounge, observes very large serpent of Eden curled on sofa, partly covered by a fuzzy black tartan blanket, beneath an arc lamp containing an infrared no-light heat bulb*
✨️🖤🐍🖤✨️
✨️🖤🐍🖤✨️
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
*tiptoes into darkened lounge, observes very large serpent of Eden curled on sofa, partly covered by a fuzzy black tartan blanket, beneath an arc lamp containing an infrared no-light heat bulb*
✨️🖤🐍🖤✨️
✨️🖤🐍🖤✨️
A good idea, my dear!
I'd imagine you could use some "down time."
I'll finish wrapping up the books for the village giveaway; a copy of The Christmas Carol and a peppermint lolly sounds like a grand gift for the younger folk!
📚 🎄
I'd imagine you could use some "down time."
I'll finish wrapping up the books for the village giveaway; a copy of The Christmas Carol and a peppermint lolly sounds like a grand gift for the younger folk!
📚 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A good idea, my dear!
I'd imagine you could use some "down time."
I'll finish wrapping up the books for the village giveaway; a copy of The Christmas Carol and a peppermint lolly sounds like a grand gift for the younger folk!
📚 🎄
I'd imagine you could use some "down time."
I'll finish wrapping up the books for the village giveaway; a copy of The Christmas Carol and a peppermint lolly sounds like a grand gift for the younger folk!
📚 🎄