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@azb2019.bsky.social
Your regular reminder that it’s super quick and easy to grab some envelopes from work, write this address on it, pop it in the postbox and cost the local party some money.
Also works for other parties.
Also works for other parties.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Your regular reminder that it’s super quick and easy to grab some envelopes from work, write this address on it, pop it in the postbox and cost the local party some money.
Also works for other parties.
Also works for other parties.
It’s actually amazing that these people are able to put shoes on their feet in the morning.
A packed car park. No empty spaces and this arsehole throws their car across two spaces.
A packed car park. No empty spaces and this arsehole throws their car across two spaces.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It’s actually amazing that these people are able to put shoes on their feet in the morning.
A packed car park. No empty spaces and this arsehole throws their car across two spaces.
A packed car park. No empty spaces and this arsehole throws their car across two spaces.
This guy dropped his phone fast when he saw me in his wing mirror.
Fast. But not fast enough, you've got to close your legs, brother.
6 points and a fine will be in the post as a Black Friday treat for him.
Maybe next time he'll resist his urge to scroll social media whilst driving.
Fast. But not fast enough, you've got to close your legs, brother.
6 points and a fine will be in the post as a Black Friday treat for him.
Maybe next time he'll resist his urge to scroll social media whilst driving.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This guy dropped his phone fast when he saw me in his wing mirror.
Fast. But not fast enough, you've got to close your legs, brother.
6 points and a fine will be in the post as a Black Friday treat for him.
Maybe next time he'll resist his urge to scroll social media whilst driving.
Fast. But not fast enough, you've got to close your legs, brother.
6 points and a fine will be in the post as a Black Friday treat for him.
Maybe next time he'll resist his urge to scroll social media whilst driving.
I love cycling in London. You get to have such interesting chats with interesting people.
I hope I get to see this driver again soon in a nearby Magistrate's court.
I hope I get to see this driver again soon in a nearby Magistrate's court.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I love cycling in London. You get to have such interesting chats with interesting people.
I hope I get to see this driver again soon in a nearby Magistrate's court.
I hope I get to see this driver again soon in a nearby Magistrate's court.
What is it about driving along whilst using your mobile phone and a PCN stuck under your wiper blades that makes me think that this driver hasn't learnt their lesson and really should be removed permanently from our roads?
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
What is it about driving along whilst using your mobile phone and a PCN stuck under your wiper blades that makes me think that this driver hasn't learnt their lesson and really should be removed permanently from our roads?
Too many pedestrians also only see the green light and go and assume that all the cyclists are jumping the light.
So you end up with people like this shouting abuse at parents on bikes with kids.
Could this please be raised with the relevant council officer/councillor?
So you end up with people like this shouting abuse at parents on bikes with kids.
Could this please be raised with the relevant council officer/councillor?
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Too many pedestrians also only see the green light and go and assume that all the cyclists are jumping the light.
So you end up with people like this shouting abuse at parents on bikes with kids.
Could this please be raised with the relevant council officer/councillor?
So you end up with people like this shouting abuse at parents on bikes with kids.
Could this please be raised with the relevant council officer/councillor?
It's this junction here. Cyclists coming from the right (Blue arrow) are told it's safe to go but pedestrians from the left (red arrow) are also told it's safe to cross.
Luckily, I'm willing to slow and give way, but too many cyclists only see the green light and go.
Luckily, I'm willing to slow and give way, but too many cyclists only see the green light and go.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It's this junction here. Cyclists coming from the right (Blue arrow) are told it's safe to go but pedestrians from the left (red arrow) are also told it's safe to cross.
Luckily, I'm willing to slow and give way, but too many cyclists only see the green light and go.
Luckily, I'm willing to slow and give way, but too many cyclists only see the green light and go.
Hi, @kingstoncycling.bsky.social,
there's a real problem with the junction coming from Old London Road towards Clarence Street that regularly causes conflict between cyclists and pedestrians.
Both sets of pedestrian and cyclists lights are green at the same time.
there's a real problem with the junction coming from Old London Road towards Clarence Street that regularly causes conflict between cyclists and pedestrians.
Both sets of pedestrian and cyclists lights are green at the same time.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hi, @kingstoncycling.bsky.social,
there's a real problem with the junction coming from Old London Road towards Clarence Street that regularly causes conflict between cyclists and pedestrians.
Both sets of pedestrian and cyclists lights are green at the same time.
there's a real problem with the junction coming from Old London Road towards Clarence Street that regularly causes conflict between cyclists and pedestrians.
Both sets of pedestrian and cyclists lights are green at the same time.
Who would have guessed that a driver who daubs this on his work van would drive like an entitled selfish prick?
Notice of Intended Prosecution confirmed as in the post to this driver so at least that will give him something to think about next time.
Notice of Intended Prosecution confirmed as in the post to this driver so at least that will give him something to think about next time.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Who would have guessed that a driver who daubs this on his work van would drive like an entitled selfish prick?
Notice of Intended Prosecution confirmed as in the post to this driver so at least that will give him something to think about next time.
Notice of Intended Prosecution confirmed as in the post to this driver so at least that will give him something to think about next time.
Quite hard to explain how this driver got a "001599" (warning letter) rather than a "001504" (full prosecution) from the Met Police.
A driver this careless WILL get caught again. It's only a matter of time.
A driver this careless WILL get caught again. It's only a matter of time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Quite hard to explain how this driver got a "001599" (warning letter) rather than a "001504" (full prosecution) from the Met Police.
A driver this careless WILL get caught again. It's only a matter of time.
A driver this careless WILL get caught again. It's only a matter of time.
And sometimes they're totally oblivious, so you have to give them a little tap on the window for their own safety.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And sometimes they're totally oblivious, so you have to give them a little tap on the window for their own safety.
And sometimes the fish even stare up at the exact right moment
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And sometimes the fish even stare up at the exact right moment
It's like shooting fish in a barrel
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's like shooting fish in a barrel
In case you're wondering, yes, the Met Police will prosecute a motorcyclist for both wheels being over the line on a red light just like this.
I see it so many times and rarely report it but it's definitely worth it.
I see it so many times and rarely report it but it's definitely worth it.
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In case you're wondering, yes, the Met Police will prosecute a motorcyclist for both wheels being over the line on a red light just like this.
I see it so many times and rarely report it but it's definitely worth it.
I see it so many times and rarely report it but it's definitely worth it.
Yet again an example of 2 out of 3 drivers using their mobile phone whilst driving.
Remember, these are only the ones that we catch. Imagine how prevalent the actual use of mobile phones is.
We only need to catch them twice in 3 years to get a ban but even being caught once is very expensive.
Remember, these are only the ones that we catch. Imagine how prevalent the actual use of mobile phones is.
We only need to catch them twice in 3 years to get a ban but even being caught once is very expensive.
October 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Yet again an example of 2 out of 3 drivers using their mobile phone whilst driving.
Remember, these are only the ones that we catch. Imagine how prevalent the actual use of mobile phones is.
We only need to catch them twice in 3 years to get a ban but even being caught once is very expensive.
Remember, these are only the ones that we catch. Imagine how prevalent the actual use of mobile phones is.
We only need to catch them twice in 3 years to get a ban but even being caught once is very expensive.
Sometimes it really is scary how widespread mobile phone use is amongst drivers.
Thankfully, lots of cyclists run cameras and the Met has already received nearly 23,000 citizen-reports for traffic offences this year.
Here are two of them that resulted in a move to prosecute.
Thankfully, lots of cyclists run cameras and the Met has already received nearly 23,000 citizen-reports for traffic offences this year.
Here are two of them that resulted in a move to prosecute.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes it really is scary how widespread mobile phone use is amongst drivers.
Thankfully, lots of cyclists run cameras and the Met has already received nearly 23,000 citizen-reports for traffic offences this year.
Here are two of them that resulted in a move to prosecute.
Thankfully, lots of cyclists run cameras and the Met has already received nearly 23,000 citizen-reports for traffic offences this year.
Here are two of them that resulted in a move to prosecute.
All the car-brained idiots will claim that the drivers we catch whilst they're stationary don't actually use their phone whilst moving.
They're wrong. We often see drivers on their phone whilst moving but we catch them once they're stationary.
They're wrong. We often see drivers on their phone whilst moving but we catch them once they're stationary.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
All the car-brained idiots will claim that the drivers we catch whilst they're stationary don't actually use their phone whilst moving.
They're wrong. We often see drivers on their phone whilst moving but we catch them once they're stationary.
They're wrong. We often see drivers on their phone whilst moving but we catch them once they're stationary.
I hit a milestone today
This was my 1,000th traffic offence report to the Met Police. And I've got a 78% success rate. so 780 drivers have received warning letters, points, fines and dates in court. I've been to court 15 times with two more lined up over the next 6 months.
Here's to the next 1,000
This was my 1,000th traffic offence report to the Met Police. And I've got a 78% success rate. so 780 drivers have received warning letters, points, fines and dates in court. I've been to court 15 times with two more lined up over the next 6 months.
Here's to the next 1,000
October 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I hit a milestone today
This was my 1,000th traffic offence report to the Met Police. And I've got a 78% success rate. so 780 drivers have received warning letters, points, fines and dates in court. I've been to court 15 times with two more lined up over the next 6 months.
Here's to the next 1,000
This was my 1,000th traffic offence report to the Met Police. And I've got a 78% success rate. so 780 drivers have received warning letters, points, fines and dates in court. I've been to court 15 times with two more lined up over the next 6 months.
Here's to the next 1,000
Emergency services?
Vital public maintenance work?
Nope, just some lazy painters and decorators who think they have dump their van on the pavement to save them walking a couple of extra metres.
Vital public maintenance work?
Nope, just some lazy painters and decorators who think they have dump their van on the pavement to save them walking a couple of extra metres.
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Emergency services?
Vital public maintenance work?
Nope, just some lazy painters and decorators who think they have dump their van on the pavement to save them walking a couple of extra metres.
Vital public maintenance work?
Nope, just some lazy painters and decorators who think they have dump their van on the pavement to save them walking a couple of extra metres.
It’s about time we put stricter speed limits on those e-bikes
October 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It’s about time we put stricter speed limits on those e-bikes
Every year I say how much I love the darkness on my rides home because it makes it soooooo easy to catch phone-drivers (it does, every year over the last 3 years my Oct,Nov, Jan, and Feb are my busiest months) but sometimes you don't even need the darkness.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
October 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every year I say how much I love the darkness on my rides home because it makes it soooooo easy to catch phone-drivers (it does, every year over the last 3 years my Oct,Nov, Jan, and Feb are my busiest months) but sometimes you don't even need the darkness.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Our crazy road laws mean that because this idiot was extra selfish and fully parked on the pavement then they can’t be reported for the zigzag offence. A lucky escape for them…. this time.
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Our crazy road laws mean that because this idiot was extra selfish and fully parked on the pavement then they can’t be reported for the zigzag offence. A lucky escape for them…. this time.
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Vulnerable pedestrians have to step into a bike lane because Amazon drivers don’t care about you or your family.
Also, notice how this isn’t a driveway, it’s just someone’s front garden.
Also, notice how this isn’t a driveway, it’s just someone’s front garden.
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Vulnerable pedestrians have to step into a bike lane because Amazon drivers don’t care about you or your family.
Also, notice how this isn’t a driveway, it’s just someone’s front garden.
Also, notice how this isn’t a driveway, it’s just someone’s front garden.
This is how Merton council think they can treat cyclists.
They can get away with it because who cares about cyclists? This shows that they know about this long-standing issue and refuse to act.
An injury is inevitable and the payout will be more than the repair bill.
They can get away with it because who cares about cyclists? This shows that they know about this long-standing issue and refuse to act.
An injury is inevitable and the payout will be more than the repair bill.
October 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is how Merton council think they can treat cyclists.
They can get away with it because who cares about cyclists? This shows that they know about this long-standing issue and refuse to act.
An injury is inevitable and the payout will be more than the repair bill.
They can get away with it because who cares about cyclists? This shows that they know about this long-standing issue and refuse to act.
An injury is inevitable and the payout will be more than the repair bill.