Azasloth
@azasloth.bsky.social
When you could end reality from your throne of primordial chaos, but you'd rather just take a nap and maybe eat some leaves later. Antifa cottagecore. She/her.
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What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
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“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
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I'm catching up on old seasons of The Great British Bake-Off, and it's better than the Canadian version because the Canadian challenges are like: can you make… a quiche! 😮
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😩
...and the British challenges are always some piece of fucking lunacy no one has prepared in a hundred years.
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😩
...and the British challenges are always some piece of fucking lunacy no one has prepared in a hundred years.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm catching up on old seasons of The Great British Bake-Off, and it's better than the Canadian version because the Canadian challenges are like: can you make… a quiche! 😮
🤯
😩
...and the British challenges are always some piece of fucking lunacy no one has prepared in a hundred years.
🤯
😩
...and the British challenges are always some piece of fucking lunacy no one has prepared in a hundred years.
Costco sent me two kilos of pepitas they don't want back, so: pepita brittle for Xmas. First attempt today.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Costco sent me two kilos of pepitas they don't want back, so: pepita brittle for Xmas. First attempt today.
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6:31 AM:
It's always a bit startling when the old month bows out and the new month steps into place without making a sound.
One simply looks up from one's tea, and there is a clean new page on the calendar.
Merry we meet, December!
You've caught us in a flurry, but you are very welcome indeed.
✨️
It's always a bit startling when the old month bows out and the new month steps into place without making a sound.
One simply looks up from one's tea, and there is a clean new page on the calendar.
Merry we meet, December!
You've caught us in a flurry, but you are very welcome indeed.
✨️
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
6:31 AM:
It's always a bit startling when the old month bows out and the new month steps into place without making a sound.
One simply looks up from one's tea, and there is a clean new page on the calendar.
Merry we meet, December!
You've caught us in a flurry, but you are very welcome indeed.
✨️
It's always a bit startling when the old month bows out and the new month steps into place without making a sound.
One simply looks up from one's tea, and there is a clean new page on the calendar.
Merry we meet, December!
You've caught us in a flurry, but you are very welcome indeed.
✨️
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It's the first day of Advent (well, technically the second day, I'm told, but sod that), so I am going to inflict my annual torture upon you all. It's time for MALENGINE'S ADVENT ADVENTURE.
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It's the first day of Advent (well, technically the second day, I'm told, but sod that), so I am going to inflict my annual torture upon you all. It's time for MALENGINE'S ADVENT ADVENTURE.
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I had a terrifying secret police dream last night. It reminded me that we must always strive for democratic civilian oversight of the police and military and that you should absolutely not give me the names of the resistance spies embedded in the government
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I had a terrifying secret police dream last night. It reminded me that we must always strive for democratic civilian oversight of the police and military and that you should absolutely not give me the names of the resistance spies embedded in the government
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This is Jack for a timeline cleanse.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is Jack for a timeline cleanse.
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Lo! Ich have a great store of tyme
Lo! Thou hast light yn thine eyne
And thou art standinge heere besyde me
Ich love the flowing of tyme
Nevir for moneye, alwayes for love
Covir up and saye goodnighte, saye goodnighte
Lo! Thou hast light yn thine eyne
And thou art standinge heere besyde me
Ich love the flowing of tyme
Nevir for moneye, alwayes for love
Covir up and saye goodnighte, saye goodnighte
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lo! Ich have a great store of tyme
Lo! Thou hast light yn thine eyne
And thou art standinge heere besyde me
Ich love the flowing of tyme
Nevir for moneye, alwayes for love
Covir up and saye goodnighte, saye goodnighte
Lo! Thou hast light yn thine eyne
And thou art standinge heere besyde me
Ich love the flowing of tyme
Nevir for moneye, alwayes for love
Covir up and saye goodnighte, saye goodnighte
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Guttermouth
Soul Coughing
Odetta
The Tragically Hip
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Guttermouth
Soul Coughing
Odetta
The Tragically Hip
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Guttermouth
Soul Coughing
Odetta
The Tragically Hip
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Guttermouth
Soul Coughing
Odetta
The Tragically Hip
Signal boosting this - if you’re a regular user of some years and your gag reflex is getting worse, or you’re feeling queasy…. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Calgarian diagnosed with rare cannabinoid syndrome that includes 'uncontrolled vomiting' | CBC News
The condition, which produces uncontrolled vomiting, is not well understood among health-care professionals, but some say awareness is growing because of the spread of legalization.
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Signal boosting this - if you’re a regular user of some years and your gag reflex is getting worse, or you’re feeling queasy…. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
Witch King by Martha Wells is an amazing book. Intricate world, great character development, intriguing magic systems, etc. But can I mention that the main character has difficulty using magic in water?
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Witch King by Martha Wells is an amazing book. Intricate world, great character development, intriguing magic systems, etc. But can I mention that the main character has difficulty using magic in water?
Just discovered a book I want to buy for everyone I know, but:
It’s $35 CAN for a novella (and I’m job hunting), and
Not out in hard copy until Jan 20
It’s $35 CAN for a novella (and I’m job hunting), and
Not out in hard copy until Jan 20
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just discovered a book I want to buy for everyone I know, but:
It’s $35 CAN for a novella (and I’m job hunting), and
Not out in hard copy until Jan 20
It’s $35 CAN for a novella (and I’m job hunting), and
Not out in hard copy until Jan 20
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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Now for some sports news...
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Now for some sports news...
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
(this week's cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages)
Can we talk about the palpable terror of the Bearskin Hoodie guys on YouTube?
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can we talk about the palpable terror of the Bearskin Hoodie guys on YouTube?
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je téléphone à la police
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
je téléphone à la police
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November 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
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Thinking about the time my friends and I skipped school to go see the phantom menace when it premiered and somehow our principal figured it out and called us into his office but didn’t punish us because he also saw it and decided we’d been through enough
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thinking about the time my friends and I skipped school to go see the phantom menace when it premiered and somehow our principal figured it out and called us into his office but didn’t punish us because he also saw it and decided we’d been through enough