The Genderbread Woman 🏳️⚧️
@ayrlis.bsky.social
Dumb bitch with at least a keyboard and a few pairs of shoes. She/her/it, poly, 32, allegedly some kind of dogfoxcreature.
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If Gavin Newsom has a million haters I am one of them. If he has one hater it’s me. If he has zero haters I have died.
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If Gavin Newsom has a million haters I am one of them. If he has one hater it’s me. If he has zero haters I have died.
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we gotta bring back forums for one simple reason: show me your character when you post your takes about the games I'm playing. whenever I see people post sailing takes about xp I'm just sat there like James Doakes "I know they're 1600 total but I can't prove it"
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
we gotta bring back forums for one simple reason: show me your character when you post your takes about the games I'm playing. whenever I see people post sailing takes about xp I'm just sat there like James Doakes "I know they're 1600 total but I can't prove it"
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
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endless internal debate of “do i not want to do [expression of femininity] because of brainwormed reasons or do i just not want to do it because it isn’t really me-coded”
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
endless internal debate of “do i not want to do [expression of femininity] because of brainwormed reasons or do i just not want to do it because it isn’t really me-coded”
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We’re nothing alike. you (idiot) eat crayons for breakfast lunch and dinner, whereas I (smart) save them as a reward to eat after doing the dishes
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We’re nothing alike. you (idiot) eat crayons for breakfast lunch and dinner, whereas I (smart) save them as a reward to eat after doing the dishes
deciding on dinner plans with the jester boy that lives in my head
"Please my lady, not the microwave taquitos again, it's been so many days in a row"
"Hmmmm...... I think I shall haaaaave..."
"The taquitos again, madam?"
"You fucking know it jesterboy"
"Please my lady, not the microwave taquitos again, it's been so many days in a row"
"Hmmmm...... I think I shall haaaaave..."
"The taquitos again, madam?"
"You fucking know it jesterboy"
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
deciding on dinner plans with the jester boy that lives in my head
"Please my lady, not the microwave taquitos again, it's been so many days in a row"
"Hmmmm...... I think I shall haaaaave..."
"The taquitos again, madam?"
"You fucking know it jesterboy"
"Please my lady, not the microwave taquitos again, it's been so many days in a row"
"Hmmmm...... I think I shall haaaaave..."
"The taquitos again, madam?"
"You fucking know it jesterboy"
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the way you get better at anything is by being bad at it for a while
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the way you get better at anything is by being bad at it for a while
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Doofenshmirtz was doomed to fail. he never learned to parry the platypus
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Doofenshmirtz was doomed to fail. he never learned to parry the platypus
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes on women like me 💜
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes on women like me 💜
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
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a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
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hooray!! wahoo!! yippee!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hooray!! wahoo!! yippee!!!!
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December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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no beautiful tgirl who i'm stupidly attracted to, don't bend me over the kitchen counter,,, please please please don't beautiful tgirl, i would hate that
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
no beautiful tgirl who i'm stupidly attracted to, don't bend me over the kitchen counter,,, please please please don't beautiful tgirl, i would hate that
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*passes this to you*
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*passes this to you*
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Oh my goodness. I had a client's email account get compromised today, had to spend a few hours cleaning up the fallout. No less than 4 people at the one company were fooled by an email that, hand-on-my-heart, I promise I'm not making this up, that went to mischievous . com when clicking on a link
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh my goodness. I had a client's email account get compromised today, had to spend a few hours cleaning up the fallout. No less than 4 people at the one company were fooled by an email that, hand-on-my-heart, I promise I'm not making this up, that went to mischievous . com when clicking on a link
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this