Yesferatu
@ayosteve.bsky.social
So, are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?
Imagine @ing the president three times in the same tweet as well as a dead guy who never had Twitter
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Imagine @ing the president three times in the same tweet as well as a dead guy who never had Twitter
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I have said this before, but after the first OT they should move to the QBs doing the Dr Pepper challenge
please god let the acc title get decided by a 2-point shootout
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have said this before, but after the first OT they should move to the QBs doing the Dr Pepper challenge
He wants to give US territory back to native american tribes??? Wow, very woke of him
Stephen Miller thinks it’s terrible that I can vote
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He wants to give US territory back to native american tribes??? Wow, very woke of him
I can't believe village people are doing YMCA at the World Cup group draw. It's like they let trump pick the playlist.
Why not F - I - F - A instead of YMCA??! It's right there
Why not F - I - F - A instead of YMCA??! It's right there
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I can't believe village people are doing YMCA at the World Cup group draw. It's like they let trump pick the playlist.
Why not F - I - F - A instead of YMCA??! It's right there
Why not F - I - F - A instead of YMCA??! It's right there
HERE WE ARE IN WYOMING'S LARGEST VENUE TO WITNESS THE QUARTERFINAL MATCH
Honestly screw the world cup. DGAF - red states can have it.
I haven't cared about it all that much. And, I rather have all the teams that have #MUFC players crash out early - so the the boys can go on vacation, rejuvenate and get back to Carrington for the PL season.
I haven't cared about it all that much. And, I rather have all the teams that have #MUFC players crash out early - so the the boys can go on vacation, rejuvenate and get back to Carrington for the PL season.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
HERE WE ARE IN WYOMING'S LARGEST VENUE TO WITNESS THE QUARTERFINAL MATCH
Trump calling Infantino "Johnny"
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump calling Infantino "Johnny"
FIFA final draw program is so awkward
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FIFA final draw program is so awkward
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This is how we all die.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is how we all die.
I love the idea that modern archaeologists think they can figure out hieroglyphs from 5,000 years ago but I can't get a modern consensus on whether this 🙏 is a high five or prayer hands
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love the idea that modern archaeologists think they can figure out hieroglyphs from 5,000 years ago but I can't get a modern consensus on whether this 🙏 is a high five or prayer hands
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Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.
Sir, people are wondering if your recent spate of racist insults on groups of americans are attributable to some Kuato like mastermind hidden in your neckussy?
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sir, people are wondering if your recent spate of racist insults on groups of americans are attributable to some Kuato like mastermind hidden in your neckussy?
Call me a prude or whatever but I don't think anyone should get a book deal over a texting affair. Some actual contact needs to be made
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Call me a prude or whatever but I don't think anyone should get a book deal over a texting affair. Some actual contact needs to be made
Max strength PainQuil and PainQuil PM™ seem like dark developments in the world previously occupied exclusively by DayQuil and NyQuil
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Max strength PainQuil and PainQuil PM™ seem like dark developments in the world previously occupied exclusively by DayQuil and NyQuil
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The Wolves are losing by 15 to the Pelicans
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Wolves are losing by 15 to the Pelicans
Users: pointing to "end to end encryption" in terms of service for whatsapp/discord/SMS...
FBI: 📖 👀 hmmm interesting
FBI: 📖 👀 hmmm interesting
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Users: pointing to "end to end encryption" in terms of service for whatsapp/discord/SMS...
FBI: 📖 👀 hmmm interesting
FBI: 📖 👀 hmmm interesting
Among MANY OTHER things happening here, its *he* and Fang Fang
Kash Patel: "If Eric Swalwell wants to come online and talk about what jacket size I wear, I'm hearing to send him a women's medium so him and Fang Fang can go out again."
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Among MANY OTHER things happening here, its *he* and Fang Fang
Software designer 1: OK, we're about to ship this code for scheduling meetings. What should the default time be for literally everyone everywhere?
Software designer 2: MIDNIGHT
sd1: 👍👍
Software designer 2: MIDNIGHT
sd1: 👍👍
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Software designer 1: OK, we're about to ship this code for scheduling meetings. What should the default time be for literally everyone everywhere?
Software designer 2: MIDNIGHT
sd1: 👍👍
Software designer 2: MIDNIGHT
sd1: 👍👍
The only AI i care about
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The only AI i care about
NFL: Guy clearly getting knocked out on a play
Commentators: oh nooo, we hope he's ok. Maybe a concussion??
Broadcast: Anyway here's a few slow motion replays of that guy getting knocked out
Commentators: oh nooo, we hope he's ok. Maybe a concussion??
Broadcast: Anyway here's a few slow motion replays of that guy getting knocked out
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
NFL: Guy clearly getting knocked out on a play
Commentators: oh nooo, we hope he's ok. Maybe a concussion??
Broadcast: Anyway here's a few slow motion replays of that guy getting knocked out
Commentators: oh nooo, we hope he's ok. Maybe a concussion??
Broadcast: Anyway here's a few slow motion replays of that guy getting knocked out
I love the branding here by scientology that among all the other things wrong with their religion (??) the reason you should give it a try is that it's NEW like the latest dorito flavor
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love the branding here by scientology that among all the other things wrong with their religion (??) the reason you should give it a try is that it's NEW like the latest dorito flavor
Weird how they only let nonces drive this car
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Weird how they only let nonces drive this car