This MF is the only #1 Grandpa in my book

The emotions in the picture and your PFP means it's almost exactly this image with the faces reversed

I'm being so serious, this is EXACTLY how it feels when you have an excuse to leave the store when you're annoying coworker starts telling a story

My genuine reaction to this information

Buge

Here he is after receiving his OSHA mandated bath

@0000nn.bsky.social is THE purr momma queen slay boots the house down of our generation and they WILL depict you as any number of
C R E A T U R E
Sometimes against your will!
But it WILL be gorgeous and excellent and hilarious every single time
Please give them 1 trillion dollars

@manhuntre.bsky.social is my very good friend that I appreciate so much and he made this beautiful artwork of my Elden Ring character, along with art of 2 of my best friends who played with me :3
HE MAKES OTHER ART BESIDES FUCKED UP LIL CREATURES SO GO PAY HIM

COME HANGOUT IN STREAM AND ENJOY MY NEW EMOTE! twitch.tv/AYLIEMJORIN

Which of you do I need to sacrifice to stop this