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Ayin.
@ayinlcorp.bsky.social
I was forced into making this account by my work assistant, and I have no idea why. So I guess I'll just make it into a diary of... some kind or other.

(Parody account.)
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February 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Seems I have a lot of notifications. Let's see heee...

...oh.
November 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
...Something doesn't seem right here.
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
So it's abundantly clear someone is giving Abnormalities phones, with just how many have accounts on this site. I have no idea who is giving them phones, but I will find who and punish them accordingly.
November 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong.
Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong.

You know for me it started out a bit repetitive but it really has grown on me over my work hours. Can't get those dings out my head.
November 13, 2024 at 7:48 PM
If only Carmen were here, none of this nonsense would ever be happening... I miss her.
November 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I've come up with an idea. I'm going to have everyone befriend O-01-55, and just have them hang around for a bit. But then, right as that loathed Abnormality gets comfortable, I'll release [CENSORED], subjecting every single one of it's friends to horrid torture for it to feel them suffer through.
November 2, 2024 at 1:02 AM
WHY DOES ONE OF MY ABNORMALITIES HAVE THE FUCKING BUTTON WHO GAVE IT TO THEM IM GOING TO SHOOT THEM DOWN WHERE THEY STAND
November 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Oh Ppodae, you glorious angel. You always make my life better. I never can stay mad when I look into those adorable little eyes staring at the camera. I think the world needs more Ppodae. In fact, I think it only needs Ppodae. No humans, no Abnormalities, nothing. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppod
November 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
You know what? No more of that Child of the Galaxy. I'm just going to ignore them, and have no Agents bother with it. Because what will it do? Ruin me? Kill Agents? Cause an Ordeal, breach other Abnormalities? Yeah. That's what I thought. Stupid kid.
November 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Well that's another day wasted from an unfortunate, preventable mistake. I hate it here.

At least I have my cactus.
November 1, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Oh no...
November 1, 2024 at 7:20 PM
To be entirely honest, I don't know what my assistant wants from this. Entertainment, maybe? Oh well, the interaction with the outside world will be nice.
November 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM