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Caleb Hecht
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[kʰe͜ɪlɛb̚] | 22 | 🌾,🇨🇦
Nom: He/Acc: Him
Linguist💬 | Student✏️ | EA 👨‍🏫
World's Greatest Snail 🐌
🇬🇧🇫🇷Polyglot🇰🇷🇨🇳
I may have missed most of the Raptors season this year but you best believe I'll be back for the WNBA season
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My most recent revelation has been that I like wearing clothes that fit. It's kind of difficult to enact since I am a very small man and a lot of things are often too big.
April 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
WHY IS JOE BIDEN IN FF7 REBIRTH
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't know what they're putting in these British metal bands, but it is AWESOME
January 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Think my new life motto is "I'm a linguist, what did you expect?"
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If Spiritbox and Bring Me The Horizon did a collaboration, I may just drop dead.
January 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think adding the modifiers "enraged" and "swamp" before any noun is a recipe for nightmare fuel
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
2024: The first year in 4 years that I didn't almost die :)
January 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm really bad a predicting what people already know. Sometimes before I delve into a subject I'll try to explain something and they'll say "We know what that is." Other times, I'll start talking about something for a bit and someone will say "We don't know what X is."
December 15, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I have just realized how similar Teeth by Underoath and Holy Roller by Spiritbox sound, and now I want a mashup.
December 13, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Bring Me The Horizon should do a Christmas album and call it Bring Me The Ho-Ho-Horizon, or Deck the Horizon, or That's The Christmas Spirit, or Santapiternal, or Suisled Season, or Count Your Bell-essings, or Post Human: Survival Hoarfrost... Need I go on?
December 10, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Time for an introduction!
My name is Caleb, I'm an undergraduate Linguistics student. At the same time, I am a substitute education assistant in the city I live in. I speak English and French fluently, and have been learning Korean for almost 3 years and Mandarin for almost 2 years.
December 7, 2024 at 2:59 AM