Hoyle
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Hoyle
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What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
we'll miss you Darth! rest well
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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people see that grin on dukakis's face, but they never ask what was happening *inside* the tank
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
people see that grin on dukakis's face, but they never ask what was happening *inside* the tank
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
yeah they did faramir dirty. he's supposed to be one of the few who *isn't* seduced by the ring!
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
good point! there was something very cinematic about the whole scene. get their emmy ready
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
dude fuck this. that man gave everything to that franchise until he physically couldn't do it any more. for you to say well fuck him he should've accepted a few more potentially life-altering injuries for an organization that refused to protect him is dogshit and you should feel ashamed
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
honestly an incredible piece of work by all involved. the player obviously, Andrew Luck being Andrew Luck, the reporter keeping the mic on him, and the producer timing all the transitions perfectly

the moment of seeing the returner enter the left split is just perfect, helluva job everyone
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
is that any different from somebody doing those same things to a tweet? or really any digital media?
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
as in his editors for the co-authored book? when she tanked their book she kept the editors for her own book that (allegedly) slandered him?

that's kinda like if you're doing couples therapy, your partner sabotages your relationship, and then keeps seeing the therapist without you and trashing you
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
totally insane to do that, but also entirely worthless as evidence that something *didn't* happen, right?

god these are garbage people and i hate that everyone is so riveted by the story. i hate even more that i am among the everyone
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
how, how could they not contact him? and if they did they would have either emails or contemporaneous notes from a call, right?

i can't decide whether it'd be crazier for lizza to have made this up or for it to be true
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i know the meaning has drifted, but the point was that he was very literally not "cavorting"
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
maybe it will, maybe it won't, but we know this is all personal for Trump, and imo the odds of a major ICE operation in nyc went down today
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
yeah that's the key point i think. buncha people saying this is a big fuck you to immigrant nyers, but if this keeps ny from getting chicago-style ICE terrorism, I'm pretty sure they'd count that as net positive
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ugh, im so sorry man 😔
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"his" has an unfortunately ambiguous antecedent here...
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i mean it's "money you are guaranteed so long as you show up to work", and i understand why reporters use the shorthand. especially since ~100% of guaranteed money ends up getting paid
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
just build a fucking park donald
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
also he can focus on new york, and new yorkers, without worrying about how things will play in iowa
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
iirc hugh jackman doesn't wear glasses in swordfish so i think you're safe there
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
um, importantly, *which* early 2000s movie?
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM