Mikey
@axel-icious.bsky.social
Hard thinking, two fisted cantankerous rogue. An over fed bald headed leaping gnome.
I don’t know much, but I do know that a PSA telling me to use less energy in my day to day by “air drying my laundry” followed immediately by a commercial for Chat GPT makes me want the earth to crash into the sun.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don’t know much, but I do know that a PSA telling me to use less energy in my day to day by “air drying my laundry” followed immediately by a commercial for Chat GPT makes me want the earth to crash into the sun.
Sinners was impossibly good
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sinners was impossibly good
“I could have put more tajin on this” is a thing I say whenever I eat anything
May 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“I could have put more tajin on this” is a thing I say whenever I eat anything
100 push ups a day for May, in the books. Gonna keep doing it. I like push ups, it turns out
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
100 push ups a day for May, in the books. Gonna keep doing it. I like push ups, it turns out
Socials always spying, so I need a Hunk City tank top and a survival mode self defense ringer tee immediately please and thank you
April 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Socials always spying, so I need a Hunk City tank top and a survival mode self defense ringer tee immediately please and thank you
Successfully navigated another week of corporate hellscape America. Only 1,250 more weeks or so to go
April 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Successfully navigated another week of corporate hellscape America. Only 1,250 more weeks or so to go
Also speaking of economy, this post used exactly the 300 character limit. I would like a gold star please.
I get it. You’re an economy bro. You can’t be bothered with all of the other stuff. But tariffs are inflationary, and the policies of the gov right now are stagnating growth, so why aren’t you rioting about that? Literally everything that is happening right now is bad for this dream that was America
March 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Also speaking of economy, this post used exactly the 300 character limit. I would like a gold star please.
I get it. You’re an economy bro. You can’t be bothered with all of the other stuff. But tariffs are inflationary, and the policies of the gov right now are stagnating growth, so why aren’t you rioting about that? Literally everything that is happening right now is bad for this dream that was America
March 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I get it. You’re an economy bro. You can’t be bothered with all of the other stuff. But tariffs are inflationary, and the policies of the gov right now are stagnating growth, so why aren’t you rioting about that? Literally everything that is happening right now is bad for this dream that was America
With my 401k tanking, looking like lottery retirement plan is back to being option A. Are we great yet? This doesn’t feel that great.
March 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
With my 401k tanking, looking like lottery retirement plan is back to being option A. Are we great yet? This doesn’t feel that great.
Cancelled my prime membership and feel real good about it
March 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cancelled my prime membership and feel real good about it
Watching Romeo + Juliet, and referring to Paris (Paul Rudd) as a man of wax was pretty on the nose.
March 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Watching Romeo + Juliet, and referring to Paris (Paul Rudd) as a man of wax was pretty on the nose.
Don’t normally see “celebrities” out in the wild, but seeing “the professor” from the And1 mixtape and countless YouTube videos tour was definitely jarring to my senses
February 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Don’t normally see “celebrities” out in the wild, but seeing “the professor” from the And1 mixtape and countless YouTube videos tour was definitely jarring to my senses
Just played my first full court game of basketball since 2020. I am very tired, but also, very happy.
February 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just played my first full court game of basketball since 2020. I am very tired, but also, very happy.
Listening to “message in a bottle”, but just the “sending out an S.O.S.” part on repeat, because of *gestures wildly at everything*
February 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Listening to “message in a bottle”, but just the “sending out an S.O.S.” part on repeat, because of *gestures wildly at everything*
Too many wanna be Lex Luther’s out there, and no Superman
February 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Too many wanna be Lex Luther’s out there, and no Superman
Another sign of the end times: this is the first NBA game in 20 years that LeBron James didn’t start.
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Another sign of the end times: this is the first NBA game in 20 years that LeBron James didn’t start.
Electing a guy who doesn’t pay his debts, and then thinking that we are going to reduce the deficit is, in my opinion, pretty laughable.
Anyway, these deck chairs aren’t going to just rearrange themselves, so off to work I go…
Anyway, these deck chairs aren’t going to just rearrange themselves, so off to work I go…
February 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Electing a guy who doesn’t pay his debts, and then thinking that we are going to reduce the deficit is, in my opinion, pretty laughable.
Anyway, these deck chairs aren’t going to just rearrange themselves, so off to work I go…
Anyway, these deck chairs aren’t going to just rearrange themselves, so off to work I go…
Co Workers: that halftime show was the worst!
Me: how does it feel to be wrong all the time?
Me: how does it feel to be wrong all the time?
February 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Co Workers: that halftime show was the worst!
Me: how does it feel to be wrong all the time?
Me: how does it feel to be wrong all the time?
We’ve moved on from wrestling: we’re no making things with clay. I made the dragon. The jumping spider, fly, and snake are all him
February 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We’ve moved on from wrestling: we’re no making things with clay. I made the dragon. The jumping spider, fly, and snake are all him
Watching the Royal Runble with my 6yo, and he just called Logan Paul a Brozo, and frankly I’m so proud. Also, Brozo? Top tier slam, kid. No notes.
February 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watching the Royal Runble with my 6yo, and he just called Logan Paul a Brozo, and frankly I’m so proud. Also, Brozo? Top tier slam, kid. No notes.
This is the first time in my adult life I have called in sick for a week straight. Totally bonkers
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is the first time in my adult life I have called in sick for a week straight. Totally bonkers
Say what you will about a weeklong respiratory illness, but coughing for 7straight days every 10 minutes is a great core workout
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Say what you will about a weeklong respiratory illness, but coughing for 7straight days every 10 minutes is a great core workout
Been sick all week. RSV and a bacterial infection
Just the worst really
Just the worst really
February 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Been sick all week. RSV and a bacterial infection
Just the worst really
Just the worst really
I mean, sure other places cook the food for you, but I really do love Japanese/Korean BBQ. Yes, I’d love to cook my own food and pay you for the pleasure.
February 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I mean, sure other places cook the food for you, but I really do love Japanese/Korean BBQ. Yes, I’d love to cook my own food and pay you for the pleasure.