Austin Matthews
@awsumawstun.bsky.social
The special bond between us men blowing up the Lowe’s bathroom on this fine Thursday morning
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The special bond between us men blowing up the Lowe’s bathroom on this fine Thursday morning
Yesterday I called out a local chief of police for speeding through a school zone and pissed him off. Just in case, I want it to be known that I have never once done any drugs harder than marijuana and I am not in any way, shape, or form suicidal 😊
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yesterday I called out a local chief of police for speeding through a school zone and pissed him off. Just in case, I want it to be known that I have never once done any drugs harder than marijuana and I am not in any way, shape, or form suicidal 😊
Just saw a hippie van with a trump sign. Cartman was right
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just saw a hippie van with a trump sign. Cartman was right
AOC will be president at some point in her lifetime.
April 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
AOC will be president at some point in her lifetime.
Deliberately disobeying an order of the SUPREME COURT is literally the definition of a constitutional crisis. Democracy is dead in the United States
An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail.
Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.
Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.
April 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Deliberately disobeying an order of the SUPREME COURT is literally the definition of a constitutional crisis. Democracy is dead in the United States
In a full-on trade war because a couple of tiny dicked narcissists don’t want to be the first one to pick up the phone and call the other. This is toxic masculinity
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In a full-on trade war because a couple of tiny dicked narcissists don’t want to be the first one to pick up the phone and call the other. This is toxic masculinity
If I could time travel I would go straight to like 60 years in the future so I could witness a history class where they’re teaching about Trump and MAGA (assuming we’re still allowed to teach history)
March 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I could time travel I would go straight to like 60 years in the future so I could witness a history class where they’re teaching about Trump and MAGA (assuming we’re still allowed to teach history)
Life’s better now
March 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Life’s better now
The live action Minecraft movie has my pick for the worst looking movie based on trailers I’ve ever seen. Honestly embarrassed to be alive at the same time this movie exists
March 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The live action Minecraft movie has my pick for the worst looking movie based on trailers I’ve ever seen. Honestly embarrassed to be alive at the same time this movie exists
I just denied someone entry into a Facebook group because their band’s name was truly awful
March 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I just denied someone entry into a Facebook group because their band’s name was truly awful
I am not a death metal fan, sorry guys
March 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am not a death metal fan, sorry guys
I’ll never forgive the internet for giving us mukbangs
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’ll never forgive the internet for giving us mukbangs
What exactly is TDS and how do I get to the next level
March 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What exactly is TDS and how do I get to the next level
Gadsden is about to learn just how shitty of a restaurant Whataburger is
March 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gadsden is about to learn just how shitty of a restaurant Whataburger is
Father Trump please save us from these storms You are our only hope thank You and amen
March 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Father Trump please save us from these storms You are our only hope thank You and amen
Do you ever think about how different the world would be if @sanders.senate.gov wasn’t stabbed in the back by the DNC in 2016? The entire world would be in such a better place. It’s honestly depressing
March 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do you ever think about how different the world would be if @sanders.senate.gov wasn’t stabbed in the back by the DNC in 2016? The entire world would be in such a better place. It’s honestly depressing
Deleted Twitter again. Couldn’t do it anymore.
February 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Deleted Twitter again. Couldn’t do it anymore.
Canada gave us Misery Signals and Comeback Kid why the fuck would we bully them like this
February 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Canada gave us Misery Signals and Comeback Kid why the fuck would we bully them like this
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Sometimes I miss the days when I looked forward to tax season 😩
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sometimes I miss the days when I looked forward to tax season 😩
The Alabama Democratic Party is a fucking joke. They supported candidates out of state instead of pushing for our own representation in state and then has the BALLS to make this post about strategizing and organizing.
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Alabama Democratic Party is a fucking joke. They supported candidates out of state instead of pushing for our own representation in state and then has the BALLS to make this post about strategizing and organizing.
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The president can veto or support legislation. He can make recommendations to Congress. But he doesn't have the unilateral right to change laws.
Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.
We must stop him.
Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.
We must stop him.
January 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The president can veto or support legislation. He can make recommendations to Congress. But he doesn't have the unilateral right to change laws.
Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.
We must stop him.
Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.
We must stop him.
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Been a sec since I've updated the list. Please lemme know about any missing punk/metal/indie/outsider/basement/underground Alabama bands we're missing. Thanks!
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com?m=1
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com?m=1
Alabama Underground Music
The state of Alabama has a varied and thriving underground music culture. This page will be ever-changing to reflect an exciting community that refuses to stand still.
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Been a sec since I've updated the list. Please lemme know about any missing punk/metal/indie/outsider/basement/underground Alabama bands we're missing. Thanks!
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com?m=1
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com?m=1
Do you think if we provide proof we voted blue we can opt out of these tariff-inflated grocery prices?
January 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Do you think if we provide proof we voted blue we can opt out of these tariff-inflated grocery prices?