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awkwardphaser.bsky.social
corey.
@awkwardphaser.bsky.social
butcher. baker. candlestick maker.
O'hello there.
January 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Lucky Charms lore is really starting to pick up
January 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can you see Final Fantasy III reflected in my glasses?
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
C'mere let me show ya my knockers
January 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
New movie franchise?
July 24, 2024 at 1:14 PM
What are some video game characters too pure for this world?
July 8, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as this damn fly loves taking a shit in my coffee.
July 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Last saved celeb is your therapist
October 2, 2023 at 2:30 PM
September 28, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Just heard someone pronounce "drastic" like "jurasstic" and my brain went
September 18, 2023 at 2:17 PM
nice. 😎
September 5, 2023 at 2:12 AM
just ONE more follower...
September 5, 2023 at 1:57 AM
September 2, 2023 at 1:22 AM
"Please follow me on all of my socials!"

Their list of socials:
August 31, 2023 at 12:57 AM
(it's me, hi)
August 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I finished The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom today. Fucking loved it. 5 stars.
August 30, 2023 at 11:06 PM