Tanner 👽🦈🏳️⚧️
@awkwardcryptid.bsky.social
30yo trans dude who can’t like things casually. 🦷 give me your TEETH 🦷
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: Do My Friends Hate Me Or Is It Just 3am?
October 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: Do My Friends Hate Me Or Is It Just 3am?
do you ever think about laura palmer so long that you get physically ill from being sad
August 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
do you ever think about laura palmer so long that you get physically ill from being sad
I’m trying the plant parent thing 🪴
March 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m trying the plant parent thing 🪴
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The only thing that I hate about recovery is the DRAINS
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The only thing that I hate about recovery is the DRAINS
Had top surgery on Monday I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Times are scary but I have so many people around me that are so supportive and wonderful that I can just rest and be ready for whatever comes my way next
February 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Had top surgery on Monday I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Times are scary but I have so many people around me that are so supportive and wonderful that I can just rest and be ready for whatever comes my way next
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January 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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here, have some fish from 2002
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
here, have some fish from 2002
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Out grabbing pretty views to help distract from the horrors 💙💙
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Out grabbing pretty views to help distract from the horrors 💙💙
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Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.*
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.*
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
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Day 26 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Veiled Lady (Phallus indusiatus) is well-known throughout many of the world's tropical areas.
In eastern Asia it is a delicacy and thought of as an aphrodisiac. This meant it was usually kept for special occasions.
(Source: bit.ly/41jPABP)
The Veiled Lady (Phallus indusiatus) is well-known throughout many of the world's tropical areas.
In eastern Asia it is a delicacy and thought of as an aphrodisiac. This meant it was usually kept for special occasions.
(Source: bit.ly/41jPABP)
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Day 26 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Veiled Lady (Phallus indusiatus) is well-known throughout many of the world's tropical areas.
In eastern Asia it is a delicacy and thought of as an aphrodisiac. This meant it was usually kept for special occasions.
(Source: bit.ly/41jPABP)
The Veiled Lady (Phallus indusiatus) is well-known throughout many of the world's tropical areas.
In eastern Asia it is a delicacy and thought of as an aphrodisiac. This meant it was usually kept for special occasions.
(Source: bit.ly/41jPABP)
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a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room .
ALT: a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room .
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December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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kinda wanna watch Gilmore Girls but also wanna watch Cuckoo but also Supernatural hmmmmm choices
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
kinda wanna watch Gilmore Girls but also wanna watch Cuckoo but also Supernatural hmmmmm choices
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When you successfully reach the end of No Nut November:
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
When you successfully reach the end of No Nut November:
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a couple months back I drew a tribute to my favorite Always Sunny episode
November 28, 2024 at 6:09 AM
a couple months back I drew a tribute to my favorite Always Sunny episode
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Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
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Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.
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My wife and I have begun negotiations as to how drunk I am allowed to be at thanksgiving. I’m currently offering .12 BAC but I’ll eat double the mashed potatoes, I feel like that’s a fair offer for this political climate
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
My wife and I have begun negotiations as to how drunk I am allowed to be at thanksgiving. I’m currently offering .12 BAC but I’ll eat double the mashed potatoes, I feel like that’s a fair offer for this political climate
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My psychiatrist was like “your anxiety seems unusually high right now is everything okay?” And I’m just sitting here like “I’m an assistant manager in retail during the holidays….what do you think “ 🫠🫥🥴
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
My psychiatrist was like “your anxiety seems unusually high right now is everything okay?” And I’m just sitting here like “I’m an assistant manager in retail during the holidays….what do you think “ 🫠🫥🥴
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Black hole with pseudo-C64 aesthetics.
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Black hole with pseudo-C64 aesthetics.
I wasn’t good at the bird app so I doubt I’ll be good at this; but hey I’m Tanner, I like sharks and anime and music; let’s be friends! Here’s my kitten Yoshi as tribute.
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 AM
I wasn’t good at the bird app so I doubt I’ll be good at this; but hey I’m Tanner, I like sharks and anime and music; let’s be friends! Here’s my kitten Yoshi as tribute.