Andrew Klema
@awklema.bsky.social
Please listen to Lit Lit, our podcast where we read books sober and talk about them drunk.
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292 Lit Lit - 99 Bottles of Come on the Wall
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Even on Thanksgiving we’re dropping Lit Lits! This episode is Dani’s Birthday Episode so we read Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta and welp, hope you like vivid descriptions of horse handjobs. No, we shall not elaborate.
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
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Maybe the real Fellowship of the Ring was the friends we made along the way.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Maybe the real Fellowship of the Ring was the friends we made along the way.
Me vs Friday Me Dealing With The Consequences of My Thursday Actions
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me vs Friday Me Dealing With The Consequences of My Thursday Actions
It’s not even 3pm and we’ve finished Fellowship, good early place.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s not even 3pm and we’ve finished Fellowship, good early place.
Happy Thanksgiving from Edward.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Edward.
Even on Thanksgiving we’re dropping Lit Lits! This episode is Dani’s Birthday Episode so we read Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta and welp, hope you like vivid descriptions of horse handjobs. No, we shall not elaborate.
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
292 Lit Lit - 99 Bottles of Come on the Wall
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November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Even on Thanksgiving we’re dropping Lit Lits! This episode is Dani’s Birthday Episode so we read Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta and welp, hope you like vivid descriptions of horse handjobs. No, we shall not elaborate.
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
Little Lit is up! For her birthday episode, Dani decided that she wanted to ask riddles for us to solve in the moment. If you're wondering how on earth that could make for good audio, you're thinking it through more than she did! Whatever, shut up, listen to it.
open.spotify.com/episode/5cj2...
open.spotify.com/episode/5cj2...
291 Little Lit - Boisterous Boi Stirring
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November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Little Lit is up! For her birthday episode, Dani decided that she wanted to ask riddles for us to solve in the moment. If you're wondering how on earth that could make for good audio, you're thinking it through more than she did! Whatever, shut up, listen to it.
open.spotify.com/episode/5cj2...
open.spotify.com/episode/5cj2...
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Lit Lit is up! This week we discuss Havoc by Christopher Bollen, a run of the mill psychological thriller about people bickering in a hotel during Covid. OR IS IT?!? Tune in for that and all the Hoobastank talk you'll ever need (which, admittedly, is not much). 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...
open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...
Lit Lit 290 - Justin Long and the Hoobostanks
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November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Lit Lit is up! This week we discuss Havoc by Christopher Bollen, a run of the mill psychological thriller about people bickering in a hotel during Covid. OR IS IT?!? Tune in for that and all the Hoobastank talk you'll ever need (which, admittedly, is not much). 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...
open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
These T-Mobile commercials featuring Zoe Saldana feel like they were produced by Cocaine.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
These T-Mobile commercials featuring Zoe Saldana feel like they were produced by Cocaine.
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lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need
The new Lit Lit is up! It's doubly unfortunate that we couldn't release an episode last week because this is a spoooooky episode about The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. So please do your part to prolong your own personal Halloween and listen! Thanks all. 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...
open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...
289 Lit Lit - Guttural Tongues
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November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The new Lit Lit is up! It's doubly unfortunate that we couldn't release an episode last week because this is a spoooooky episode about The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. So please do your part to prolong your own personal Halloween and listen! Thanks all. 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...
open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...
I’m sorry but Bimzelex can’t be the name of medicine, try again.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m sorry but Bimzelex can’t be the name of medicine, try again.
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rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
I know it’s a crowded field but Ackman might be the stupidest man in America.
Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I know it’s a crowded field but Ackman might be the stupidest man in America.
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Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.
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Bo Bichette? Where?
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bo Bichette? Where?
I’m not going to live tweet all of 13th Warrior but let me just say that this is sincerely one of the best action/adventure movies of the 90s. Find enjoy it, love it.
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m not going to live tweet all of 13th Warrior but let me just say that this is sincerely one of the best action/adventure movies of the 90s. Find enjoy it, love it.
Omar Sherif is in the first fifteen minutes at most of 13th Warrior and somehow he exudes likability, competence, everything you’d want from a diplomat. The rest of the movie is why I love it so much, but it’s an underrated start to what could be much much trickier.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Omar Sherif is in the first fifteen minutes at most of 13th Warrior and somehow he exudes likability, competence, everything you’d want from a diplomat. The rest of the movie is why I love it so much, but it’s an underrated start to what could be much much trickier.