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Too close to Ted Cruz eggs.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Coach, we prepped appropriately and are ready to contribute to this away game.
Thanks for the game plan, coach.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'd argue the best way you can celebrate him is to look away. Give him space, peace, and quiet. But he ain't getting that so happy birthday!
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's the least we can do for each other to be kind. I hope you get to enjoy the best holiday this week!
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
To quote one of my favorite stickers
It's called a Sea-Doo not a Sea-Don't

Wave Running from war crimes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gurren La-gone
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey what kind of trends/economic trajectory did each of those administrations inherit? Your article, specifically the headline, misconstrues the truth. Please do better.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
HELL YEAH GAIL! great news! Congrats
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey, weird request. Can thing two be a promise y'all just take an hour to yourselves? It's a long season and you've delivered more than fair value. As your boss (as a subscriber), I humbly request that you take some time for yourself instead
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Orange juice + high life = Montana Mimosa
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Nagbe's sendoff gets commuted on the road, Columbus is bounced from the playoffs, and now their coach is chucking the deuce. Can this GM who hasn't been able to replace the talents of Cucho, Morris and Ramirez find a coach to maximize the talent? What's Jim Curtain doing?
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hot brown with french fries on it? I feel like it's approaching poutine territory which would help the flailing Canadian tourism demographic.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
He probably knows a few of the people on the list. I'm surprised he hasn't thrown any of those names under the bus yet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It would be blasphemous for another to be crucified on a cross so still religiously based to miss that crossing-route.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The name implies, ya gotta stay hot and ready
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Attack of the Clones. I assumed the conversation was limited to the movies. The Clone wars show was solid. Both of them.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Clone Wars is worse. Phantom Menace is very bad, but I dislike CW so much.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yeah and Russell-Rowe was still offside.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's called talking a year off to go travel Europe and find yourself. Some call it a gap year. I'm excited for them to come back and tell me how I don't know what a croissant is or what a real meringue consistency is meant to be.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
For a second I thought you had a stroke on your verb tense
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM