David Audit
awesomewells.bsky.social
David Audit
@awesomewells.bsky.social
Found the Jel section in the library
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yes m8
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Also snap, again
August 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Woah snap (from about three weeks ago)
August 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Would strongly recommend hearing this record for the first time while reaching the top of a hill in this weather:

open.spotify.com/track/4wKbwW...
June 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's possible that, on a day like this, there is no better way to cross London than looking west on the boat from Battersea to Greenwich (soft rock soundtrack optional but highly recommended)
June 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The simple joy of sharing some cans at the top of a hill on a midsummer evening. Should really go to Hilly Fields more often
June 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Things that do not feel normal in London, spotting a turtle paddling around in Regents Canal
May 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Vibes are high, chatting to lots of dudes who are cursing themselves that their innovative route tracking approach has evaporated upon contact with reality
April 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This might be the only true precursor that I can think of, right through to the grim realisation of who was actually cashing in
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Feel like this year the world is trying extra hard to remind us that it can sometimes be very good
April 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Feel like this year the world is trying extra hard to remind us that it can sometimes be very good
April 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Surprisingly minimal commentary on the impact of tariffs on the international salted manatee and dugong industry
April 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Also somewhat relieved to discover that this is very good. Haha fuck you Putin
March 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
First attempt at making khatchapuri went well. Need to get it fluffier though...
March 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
New Lanchester has taken an unexpectedly dark tone
March 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm reading this now and it's sort of fascinating how he can't resist working in these kinds of conscious literary flourishes. (For reference, this is after two athletes have just played strip monopoly and then had sex with each other on a rug)
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Excited for my new life making obscure Italian cocktails and cooking Georgian food
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy New Year Bluesky. Please enjoy this highly specific and very niche calendar
January 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
December 31, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Struggling a little with the attribution of this quote
December 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Good to see the Seven Stars is still very proudly on its bullshit
December 28, 2024 at 3:54 PM
... it took him thirty years to admit to writing it, and he has only done so in one interview. But he signed this. Truly one of the best presents I have ever received
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
So I opened this having absolutely no idea what it was. Turns out it's a commercial bonkbuster written by Don De Lillo in 1980, presumably when he was short of cash...
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Should we do a little kiwi, have a little lime?
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM