Ankan
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I work as a climate data engineer for a bank 💼
Allegiances lie with the Arsenal & the KKR 🏆
I work as a climate data engineer for a bank 💼
Allegiances lie with the Arsenal & the KKR 🏆
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Ankan
@awengersassemble.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Mikel Arteta with a great response after Arsenal have been labelled the kings of corners this week.
One by one, he is putting all the demons from my childhood to rest 🙏
The trophies will come, trust the process.
The trophies will come, trust the process.
One by one, he is putting all the demons from my childhood to rest 🙏
The trophies will come, trust the process.
The trophies will come, trust the process.
Mikel Arteta with a great response after Arsenal have been labelled the kings of corners this week.
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 PM
One by one, he is putting all the demons from my childhood to rest 🙏
The trophies will come, trust the process.
The trophies will come, trust the process.
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Visualising the strength of the Premier League "Big Six" with a long-term moving average of their xG dominance: a (logged) ratio of their xG relative to their xGA.
For the first time in the last 6 years Man City are not 1st by this measure, but in fact 3rd behind Arsenal (1st) & Liverpool (2nd).
For the first time in the last 6 years Man City are not 1st by this measure, but in fact 3rd behind Arsenal (1st) & Liverpool (2nd).
December 3, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Visualising the strength of the Premier League "Big Six" with a long-term moving average of their xG dominance: a (logged) ratio of their xG relative to their xGA.
For the first time in the last 6 years Man City are not 1st by this measure, but in fact 3rd behind Arsenal (1st) & Liverpool (2nd).
For the first time in the last 6 years Man City are not 1st by this measure, but in fact 3rd behind Arsenal (1st) & Liverpool (2nd).
Whisper it quietly...but Saka is halfway to breaking the PL season assist record with 2/3rd of the season yet to play
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Whisper it quietly...but Saka is halfway to breaking the PL season assist record with 2/3rd of the season yet to play
Nah my head would be on Mars if I was a Sporting fan 😭
November 26, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Nah my head would be on Mars if I was a Sporting fan 😭
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Lewis Hall hat-trick tomorrow to secure that green arrow
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Lewis Hall hat-trick tomorrow to secure that green arrow
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Nwaneri has more PL goals than Foden
November 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Nwaneri has more PL goals than Foden
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Simon Hooper to Aina look mate I don't want to book you but I've given them 3 bookings for fuck all so
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Simon Hooper to Aina look mate I don't want to book you but I've given them 3 bookings for fuck all so
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The United match ending the Invincible streak aside, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a more obvious case of referees trying to affect the outcome of a match as we’ve seen today. They’re not even pretending.
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
The United match ending the Invincible streak aside, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a more obvious case of referees trying to affect the outcome of a match as we’ve seen today. They’re not even pretending.
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Simon Hooper is jumping through some hoops to justify these cards
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Simon Hooper is jumping through some hoops to justify these cards
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Get up you fucking donkey!
November 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Get up you fucking donkey!
All of these guys in my team, maybe another one by next week.
If you remove Haaland/Salah then it's easier to fit in Saka, Bruno, Isak, Wood - the plan is to load up on these guys.
Hoping for the variance to go my way by loading up on 90 min pen takers during the buildup to the festive period.
If you remove Haaland/Salah then it's easier to fit in Saka, Bruno, Isak, Wood - the plan is to load up on these guys.
Hoping for the variance to go my way by loading up on 90 min pen takers during the buildup to the festive period.
How many peno takers do you own?
I would say (if they are in form);
4 is par for the course
5 is very solid
6 is unreal!
Me:
🔷 Haaland
🐦 Joao Pedro
🔴 Salah
🐝 Mbeumo
🦁 Palmer
I would say (if they are in form);
4 is par for the course
5 is very solid
6 is unreal!
Me:
🔷 Haaland
🐦 Joao Pedro
🔴 Salah
🐝 Mbeumo
🦁 Palmer
November 21, 2024 at 9:30 AM
All of these guys in my team, maybe another one by next week.
If you remove Haaland/Salah then it's easier to fit in Saka, Bruno, Isak, Wood - the plan is to load up on these guys.
Hoping for the variance to go my way by loading up on 90 min pen takers during the buildup to the festive period.
If you remove Haaland/Salah then it's easier to fit in Saka, Bruno, Isak, Wood - the plan is to load up on these guys.
Hoping for the variance to go my way by loading up on 90 min pen takers during the buildup to the festive period.
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Kibbu bubble time 🫧
November 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Kibbu bubble time 🫧
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Absolutely love the lad. Can we keep him “in case”? Like a… emotional support Kieran Tierney?
Shirt tucked in, tesco bag “I gotchu” type thing 🥲🔴⚪️
Shirt tucked in, tesco bag “I gotchu” type thing 🥲🔴⚪️
Kieran Tierney back in full training with the squad, just as the snow arrives.
Poetic....
Poetic....
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Absolutely love the lad. Can we keep him “in case”? Like a… emotional support Kieran Tierney?
Shirt tucked in, tesco bag “I gotchu” type thing 🥲🔴⚪️
Shirt tucked in, tesco bag “I gotchu” type thing 🥲🔴⚪️
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Exactly the same thing happened to me earlier. I’m left leaning and my “for you” page was filled with blue tick, right wing nut jobs posting the same story which doesn’t have a shred of truth to it.
And yet some people defend the platform saying it’s unbiased & allows free speech. Absolute nonsense
And yet some people defend the platform saying it’s unbiased & allows free speech. Absolute nonsense
*Logs onto Twitter. Sees hundreds of posts promoting a fake story linking Keir Starmer to the Southport murders. Logs off Twitter*
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Exactly the same thing happened to me earlier. I’m left leaning and my “for you” page was filled with blue tick, right wing nut jobs posting the same story which doesn’t have a shred of truth to it.
And yet some people defend the platform saying it’s unbiased & allows free speech. Absolute nonsense
And yet some people defend the platform saying it’s unbiased & allows free speech. Absolute nonsense
"Highest time sinks" is a great way to go about this.
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
"Highest time sinks" is a great way to go about this.
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Me on Bluesky vs Me on Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Me on Bluesky vs Me on Twitter
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First HandOfOzil bomba on here, Bluesky has truly arrived.
Ethan Nwaneri ✍🏼⏳
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
First HandOfOzil bomba on here, Bluesky has truly arrived.
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They’re great. Really helped fast track the community. Here’s one I made and I’m adding to it as I see more names appear 👇 go.bsky.app/Qz5413t
November 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
They’re great. Really helped fast track the community. Here’s one I made and I’m adding to it as I see more names appear 👇 go.bsky.app/Qz5413t
I was just a 5 year old kid, flipping through the tv when I saw this goal.
Wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time, never gets old.
Wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time, never gets old.
November 17, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I was just a 5 year old kid, flipping through the tv when I saw this goal.
Wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time, never gets old.
Wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time, never gets old.
Might just be me, but I'm noticing a lot of football & fpl twitter folks migrating to this app during this international break.
I've seen enough to know that we're all here to stay. Here for a good time, as well as a long time 🙏
I've seen enough to know that we're all here to stay. Here for a good time, as well as a long time 🙏
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Might just be me, but I'm noticing a lot of football & fpl twitter folks migrating to this app during this international break.
I've seen enough to know that we're all here to stay. Here for a good time, as well as a long time 🙏
I've seen enough to know that we're all here to stay. Here for a good time, as well as a long time 🙏
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Wouldn’t be me if I didn’t bring some Manchester United hate to the timeline…
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Wouldn’t be me if I didn’t bring some Manchester United hate to the timeline…
Somewhere between flooding the app with onlyfans bots, allowing racist content to grow unchecked, and disabling the function of the block button like a stalker ex - Elon killed Twitter. And that's why I'm moving here.
November 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Somewhere between flooding the app with onlyfans bots, allowing racist content to grow unchecked, and disabling the function of the block button like a stalker ex - Elon killed Twitter. And that's why I'm moving here.